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153 Years Later, Julia Pastrana, AKA "The Ugliest Woman In The World," Is Returned To Mexico

Julia died in 1860 at the age of 26 while touring in Moscow from postpartum complications (you can read her full, very interesting story here). Although she died 153 years ago, her body had been kept in Norway, among other places, but today she…

Guanabee • 6 years ago

Jenni Rivera's Dream Was To Buy Her Brother A Two Million Dollar Church, Says Her Brother

Is Jenni Rivera reaching out from beyond the grave? Not quite. But according to Pedro Rivera Jr., Jenni's brother who's also Christian priest, Jenni's dream -- one she never publicly mentioned before -- was to buy Primer Amor, a church in Long…

Guanabee • 6 years ago

80-Year-Old Spanish Lady Tried To "Restore" Old Jesus Painting, Left It Looking "Monkey-Like"

80-year-old Cecilia Gimenez took it upon herself to restore a century-old painting of Jesus that was located in Santuario de 1 Misericordia, a church in Borja, Spain. The result? A "monkey-like" Jesus.

Guanabee • 6 years ago

Meet Ricardo Martinez, Selena Quintanilla's Surgeon And Alleged Lover [Video]

Over the weekend Primer Impacto opened up a can of "WTF!" on Selena Quintanilla fans by broadcasting an interview with Ricardo Martinez, Selena Quintanilla's surgeon and alleged lover.

Guanabee • 6 years ago

Mexican Boxer Mariana Juarez, AKA "La Barby," Poses For Playboy [Pictures]

32-year-old boxer Mariana Anastasia Juarez, AKA "La Barby," is the August, 2012 cover star of Plaboy Mexico. Pretty, talented, feisty -- Mari is true knockout!

Guanabee • 6 years ago

16-Year-Old Girl Lasciviously Bumps & Grinds On Her School Teacher [Video]

¡Ay dios mio! A 16-year-old Brazilian girl was filmed grinding on her teacher like some common and ungracious reggaetonera by one of her classmates. After rubbing her teenage junk all over her superior, the adolescent performed a sexual chair dance …

Guanabee • 7 years ago

Xuxa: "Michael Jackson's People Wanted Me To Marry Him, Have His Children"

"Michael Jackson's team wanted him to get married, have children, and they were looking for someone [for him]. I was working in Spain and they invited me to see his show several times. They later called me so I could go to Neverland. He knew everyth…

Guanabee • 7 years ago

Pictures Of Julia Orayen, Mexico's Presidential Debate Model & Former Playboy Playmate

Did you happen to catch Mexico's presidential debate? More specifically, the beginning of the debate? So much fun shit talking went back and fourth during the broadcast but Julia Orayen, the former Playboy model seen here setting up the candidates, …

Guanabee • 7 years ago

Carla Morrison Talks To Aqui Y Ahora About Living The Mexican Dream [Video]

In her upcoming Aqui y Ahora interview, a nostalgic Carla Morrison talks about living the "Mexican dream" instead of the much-lauded American counterpart. Although this "fronteriza" [border girl] now lives in Mexico City, Carla did give gringolandia…

Guanabee • 7 years ago

Meet Dania Suarez, One Of The Hookers Involved In The Secret Service Prostitution Scandal [Pictures]

Dania Suarez, a 24-year-old single mom, is one of the prostitutes who hooked up with the members of the Secret Service in Cartagena, Colombia during last week's Summit of the Americas.

Guanabee • 7 years ago

Pitbull Becomes A Hippie, Don Omar Goes Goth, And Shakira Turns Chuntarita

Pop stars are always talking about wanting to innovate da game yet, IMO, never do. Why? Because they play it safe. One has to take risks and I'm sure Linda Ronstadt, the "highest paid woman in rock," knows what I'm talking about. I point to Linda be…

Guanabee • 7 years ago

Pitbull & Chris Brown's Bad Lip Syncing At Premios Lo Nuestro 2012 [Video]

Univision's self-serving awards show Premio Lo Nuestro happened last night and it was just as stale as ever. Mostly because they keep featuring the same artists they've been showcasing for over a decade (Mana, Elvis Crespo, Luis Fonsi, etc.). Nowada…

Guanabee • 7 years ago

New Selena Quintanilla Music Feat. Selena Gomez, Cristian Castro, Camila [Audio]

Listen to Selena Quintanilla's new-but-not-new music feat. the dude from Camila.

Guanabee • 7 years ago

15-Year-Old Wendy Sulca Blossoms Into A Young Lady [Pictures]

No longer a dorky mocosa singing about tiny tits and beer, 15-year-old Wendy Sulca has blossomed into a young lady. Did you assume Wendy would turn into a wild child just because of her extreme kitsch aesthetics? You wrong, dawg; Wendy, it seems, is…

Guanabee • 7 years ago

Christina Aguilera Is Now A 31-Year-Old Boring, Well-Adjusted Mom [Pictures]

People change over time, right? Christina Aguilera, for example, is living her 30's are like her hot-flashing 50's. Ten years ago, when X-tina released Stripped, she would gyrate her pelvis basically every time she had a camera focused herself. No…

Guanabee • 7 years ago

Holy Sh*t! Kate Del Castillo Is Now A Nihilist

Yesterday Kate Del Castillo posted one scandalous twitter rant where she pretty much gives the bird to all of her life-long Televisa morals. It's awesome. Reading it makes you feel sucker-punched. Not because she's incredibly insightful or eloquent …

Guanabee • 7 years ago

Spanish Girl Looks EXACTLY Like Angelina Jolie [Video]

A Spanish girl by the name of Lina Sans -- or a name that sounds just like that one -- looks EXACTLY like Angelina Jolie.

Guanabee • 7 years ago

Mexican Presidental Candidate Peña Nieto Can't Remember What Books He's Read

Enrique Peña Nieto, Mexico's leading contender for the presidency, read that one book, you know? Like where some hippie who healed people was crucified? Come, you know which one I'm talking about!

Guanabee • 7 years ago

Daiana Guzman's Playboy Cover + Preview Pictures Are Here [NSFW]

The much-talked about Daiana Guzman Playboy cover -- along with a few other pinga-teasing images -- is finally here.

Guanabee • 7 years ago

Freaky "Non-Human" Mummy Found In Peru [Pictures]

Today Renato Davila Riquelme, an anthropologist that works for the Privado Ritos Andinos museum in Cusco, announced the findings of the strange and freaky mummy you see before you. The remains, which are 50cm [20 inches] tall, were thought to be tho…

Guanabee • 7 years ago