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STEEL TOED BOOTS, OBVIOUSLY!
UM, HELLO? Do you want to step on a sharp nail or glass ornaments?
I don't do hats
You never know what you're up against. You expected to just walk up in this house no problem and rob them clean. Bet you DIDN'T expect your head to be blowtorched, did you? BE PREPARED!
Through the front doorThrough a windowThrough the basement doorThrough the back door
THROUGH THE WINDOW!
When entering through the window, you may accidentally step on some glass, so be careful. But at least you're IN the house now, unlike the other guys who burned their hand on the front door knob, fell down the basement stairs, and got shot in the face.
There's a light switch there, so I'll turn it on.Use my flashlight.
Have you not learned that the house is a death trap yet?!
GET THAT BRAT, NOW!Meh, let him run.
Let the squirt run! Who cares?
Your goal was to steal from the house, not kidnap some little weasel! And he probably has a canon filled with bombs waiting for you on the other side, so, like, I'd definitely pass.
I'm not falling for that. I'll stay down here. Thanks though.GET HIM!!!
That's what the helmet is for!!! Don't be stupid like the other two and just stand there while paint cans come flying at your head. Put that helmet on, duck and dodge, and you'll catch that brat with the necklace!
Ignore him!Swing on that rope and get to him immediately!
Ignore the brat!
There are other expensive things in that house you can steal, trust me! Ignore him, take as much as you can, and exit the house like a regular person.
EW EW EW EW EW, I'M GOING TO BARF!Doesn't bother me.
Doesn't bother me!
Kids have weird pets these days, so you have to be ready for ANYTHING! If a little spider makes you want to pass out, you will certainly not survive Kevin's torture chamber. If it doesn't bother you, step on the damn thing.
Could You Successfully Rob The McCallister Family From "Home Alone"?
Not only do you have a concussion, third-degree burns, and bruises, but you're also in jail and poor. If there is a next time, maybe you will be a bit more prepared to face a mastermind of a child and walk away with the goods. But unfortunately this time, you failed. Failed hard.
It wasn't an easy task, but it was a lot easier than it could have been! You avoided a lot of burns, cuts, and bruises, that's for sure. And you also walked away with like a million dollars worth of items. #BLESSED!