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On the left, Jess from "New Girl" and on the right, a woman wearing a coat and facing a field labeled "my mom"

Unfortunately, Only Some People Will Be Able To Tell Which Of These Quotes Are From "New Girl" And Which Are From My Mom

Is This A New Girl Quote Or Something My Mom Said Quiz

Is This A Quote From "New Girl" Or Just Something My Mom Said?

_New Girl_

"I can’t say the alphabet unless I’m singing the song and I never learned how to love. But enough about me!"

"I personally adore gas station television. It’s the intersection between information, and, well, gas."

My mom

"He can play piano very well. That’s very sexy."

“She’s tan and toned and there’s not an ounce of body fat on her. I was thinking about how much I hate her last night.”  


"I wouldn’t even know how to begin to steal a swag."

“I should do some fake crying and make her feel bad.”

"Families ignore things until they go away."

“You never told me 420 means weed. That’s like H two zero means water.”  


“I am the queen and I must go through the trash."  


"You’re allowed to be happy but you’re really annoying the way you’re doing it."

"The fact that socks exist is proof that shoes don't work."

“No, he was not just a friend. He loved me. I did not love him."  


It appears you don't know _New Girl_ OR my mom!

Yikes...

You definitely knew most of these, but some of them gave you a bit of a trouble.

Not bad

I tried to trick you, but you really knew your stuff! You definitely made your mom (and probably mine) proud.

You really know _New Girl_!

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Unfortunately, Only Some People Will Be Able To Tell Which Of These Quotes Are From "New Girl" And Which Are From My Mom

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