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Their last name is Windsor, technically.

And yet none of these *very important* white men would have been able to do jack shit had they not literally been brought into existence by women. Save your pompous word vomit and just go tell your mom you love her.

The 365 brand toilet bowl cleaner smells so good it's fucking unreal.

Also he has this thing about silver dollars because he thinks they will be considered more valuable after the collapse of the economy. One year for his birthday all he wanted was silver dollars. I wouldn't get him that because I thought it was weird so he went to several banks and… Read More

This might be more of a habit than a hobby, but every time my dad buys a non-perishable food item, he buys two and saves one for... the apocalypse? I'm not totally sure he's a doomsday prepper but I have my suspicions.

You guys, Jeff very clearly said "high wasted" shorts, not "high-waisted" shorts. I think we can all agree that shorts under the influence of drugs and alcohol are a danger to themselves and their peers and it's about time BuzzFeed brought attention to this subject. Just say no!

#6 - I hit that Never button so fast.

You're assuming that she means she draws eyebrows on other people. May not be the case. Unfortunately, you rarely (not never, but rarely) get paid well to draw on your own eyebrows.

#23 is an excellent point. Harry named his child after a man who inexplicably made the executive decision to leave him in an abusive household for his entire childhood, and a man who abused Harry for the entirety of his school years because that man was sour that he got passed over… Read More

Union Airlines?