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We Need To Talk About This Walter Mercado Eating Doritos In Space

Mucho...pero mucho WTF.

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We all know Walter Mercado...

He's the iconic Puerto Rican astrologer, also known by his artistic name Shanti Ananda. His presence was felt in many Latino households, often appearing on Primer Impacto to deliver good vibes and "mucho, pero mucho amor."
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He's the iconic Puerto Rican astrologer, also known by his artistic name Shanti Ananda. His presence was felt in many Latino households, often appearing on Primer Impacto to deliver good vibes and "mucho, pero mucho amor."

Well, now it turns out that our Walter, aged 84, is starring in a Doritos commercial... and we obviously have a lot of questions about it.

The video begins with Walter in a costume store...

There, the renowned psychic is trying out one of his outlandish costumes, which begs the question: Does this mean that Walter now considers his own clothes a costume? I'm very depressed now.
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There, the renowned psychic is trying out one of his outlandish costumes, which begs the question: Does this mean that Walter now considers his own clothes a costume? I'm very depressed now.

Then Walter turns and falls in love at first sight with an astronaut costume.

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Because....He's Walter.

That's when he takes a bite from a Dorito and everything gets complicated.

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His pupils become dilated and his face lights up...because you know...Doritos...

Three Doritos later, Walter dreams that he's on a space ship with wings and the number 69 randomly has a special cameo*.

*TBF, it could be Pisces which, coincidentally, is the zodiac sign of our glamorous psychic. But it seriously looks like a 69, so yeah.
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*TBF, it could be Pisces which, coincidentally, is the zodiac sign of our glamorous psychic. But it seriously looks like a 69, so yeah.

Inside the ship, Walter is floating among Tarot cards and Doritos up in the air.

Because a Stanley Kubrick fan CLEARLY works at an advertising agency.
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Because a Stanley Kubrick fan CLEARLY works at an advertising agency.

And where is Walter headed to? That's right...URANUS.

Uranus...because why not?
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Uranus...because why not?

And here we have the best GIF of 2016:

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Take your time to enjoy it as many times as necessary.

You quickly see the image of spermatozoids trying to enter an egg.

We demand an explanation. Is Walter pregnant after eating Doritos? Is this scientifically possible? Should we be scared?
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We demand an explanation. Is Walter pregnant after eating Doritos? Is this scientifically possible? Should we be scared?

And there's more... after a Doritos overdose, Walter rejuvenates before your eyes.

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Dorian Gray...pero Latino.

But the most important lesson at the end of the commercial:

Each time you do naughty things to the person you like...

Don't forget that Walter will be watching from the sky.

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Here's the full commercial for your full enjoyment:

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This post was translated from Spanish.

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