CHECK OFF EVERYTHINGYOU HATE: The song "Despacito." Check The song "Despacito." When people call you instead of texting. Check When people call you instead of texting. 90% of the people Facebook suggests as possible "friends." Check 90% of the people Facebook suggests as possible "friends." Taylor Swift. Check Taylor Swift. Justin Bieber. Check Justin Bieber. Facebook. Check Facebook. When a stranger talks to you on the street. Check When a stranger talks to you on the street. When you're asked how much something cost you. Check When you're asked how much something cost you. The Harry Potter films. Check The Harry Potter films. The 50 Shades of Grey films. Check The 50 Shades of Grey films. The Twilight films. Check The Twilight films. People who never put their cell phones down at concerts because they're recording everything. Check People who never put their cell phones down at concerts because they're recording everything. People who wear thick-rimmed glasses for fashion, without needing them. Check People who wear thick-rimmed glasses for fashion, without needing them. When people talk to you while you're listening to your favorite song. Check When people talk to you while you're listening to your favorite song. When you're writing a message and someone is looking at your phone screen. Check When you're writing a message and someone is looking at your phone screen. When people use #hashtags while they're talking in REAL LIFE. Check When people use #hashtags while they're talking in REAL LIFE. People who listen to music in public without headphones. Check People who listen to music in public without headphones. People who go on too much about their personal lives on social media. Check People who go on too much about their personal lives on social media. When you show someone a photo on your phone, and they start going through all of your photos. Check When you show someone a photo on your phone, and they start going through all of your photos. When Twitter shows you tweets from 15 hours ago. Check When Twitter shows you tweets from 15 hours ago. And whatever awful algorithm runs Instagram. Check And whatever awful algorithm runs Instagram. YouTubers. Check YouTubers. Influencers. Check Influencers. People who say "k" instead of "ok." Check People who say "k" instead of "ok." More than half of the people you went to school with. Check More than half of the people you went to school with. People with obnoxious laughter. Check People with obnoxious laughter. When someone you barely know asks you for a favor. Check When someone you barely know asks you for a favor. Parents who don't correct their noisy children. Check Parents who don't correct their noisy children. Show me my results! This post was translated from Spanish.
