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If You Haven't Totally Given Into Crushing On Timothée Chalamet Yet, This List Will Do The Trick

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Okay, folks. If you haven't bought a one-way ticket to get on the floppy-haired Timothée Chalamet train to love, consider this an education:

1. First of all, he's now the guy responsible for making peaches waaaaay more sensual than you ever thought possible.

Twitter: @culturepopp

Here he is, signing one at the Golden Globes and reminding us all, again, of that **chef's kiss** impeccable scene from Call Me By Your Name.

2. And Nicole Kidman, reigning queen of Monterey and our hearts, totally approves.

3. You've never fully appreciated the language of love until you heard it spoken like this...

Timothée Chalamet speaking french RT your kink

**Goosebumps on my goosebumps, y'all**


4. And a man who admires Meryl Streep is a man we can definitely get behind.

the four stages of seeing Meryl Streep, as performed by Timothée Chalamet

5. And a man who will literally, actually **bow down** to her is especially worthy of our adoration.

timothée chalamet bowing down to meryl streep


8. He's got the tucking-the-hair-behind-the-ear move down to an exact science...

9. And can we please pause and discuss how his favorite red carpet date is his mother, Nicole Flender?????

10. Then there's the fact that he's a total nerd inside, as evidenced by this video he made in school where he RAPS. ABOUT. STATISTICS.

"Timmy T" okay now imma die.

11. And the fact that he wore this The Last Poets shirt to the 2018 AFI Awards earlier this month.

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FYI: The Last Poets were a group of poets and musicians originating from the Civil Rights movement in the late '60s, who went on to inspire generations of hiphop and soul.


12. Plus, can we also just enjoy how much fun it looks like he's always having, especially when he's accepting awards?

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And there are just so many of them.

13. One can also develop an unhealthy appreciation for his jacket choices...

14. And a guy who celebrates his birthdays with grandma — and Instagrams it — is definitely our kind of guy.

Instagram: @tchalamet

15. Moreover, he recently announced that he'll be donating his salary from acting in Woody Allen's next film, A Rainy Day in New York, to organizations that fight against bullying and sexual abuse.

Instagram: @tchalamet

Get you a man who understands that actions > words, ya know?


16. And at 22 years old, he's already invested more than 15 years working in the industry, appearing in productions including Homeland, Interstellar, Lady Bird, Call Me By Your Name, and Hot Summer Nights.

17. AND, last but most certainly not least, there's the whole issue of, you know, being unbearably handsome.

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P. sure if you looked up "rakishly handsome" in the dictionary, it's just a picture of Timothée.

This post was translated from Spanish.