Food·Posted on Jan 17, 2019These 16 Crimes Against Food Shall Not Be ForgivenIn the distance: sirens.by Greta AlvarezBuzzFeed Staff, EspañolFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. First of all, this is ice cream, served in an avocado. Twitter: @ThisIsSpike 2. This is a RAW EGG served with three perfectly good cookies. Twitter: @luxurhui 3. Sausage garnishes. For. A. Glass. Of. Milk. SwirlyDye / Via reddit.com 4. And this is a ramen bologna sandwich. MasterJunus / Via imgur.com Just let that sink in. 5. Add to the list of things to ban forever: watermelon and lentils, together, in the same bowl. Twitter: @ApoyoLextrange 6. Beans and strawberries. BEANS. AND STRAWBERRIES. @cvlrymedic / Via imgur.com 7. This is a banana-mayo sandwich. Twitter: @mariancanalda 8. And this is a bowl of Cheetos, with in condensed milk. Twitter: @majuss19 9. This is...not what whipped cream OR fruit is for, you guys: Jackal_J / Via reddit.com 10. Hello, yes, officer? This steak has been FROSTED. Jermzberry / Via reddit.com 11. There is mustard on this pumpkin pie. MUSTARD. ON. PIE. Twitter: @amanda_dorito 12. **In the distance, sirens** Twitter: @sequencepod 13. This chicken thigh has been breaded in Lucky Charms. Please dial 9-1-1 accordingly. lordumoh / Via reddit.com 14. And if you think mustard as frosting is bad... Twitter: @luxurhui 15. Or wanton misuse of mayo should be punishable by law... Twitter: @BrianVENTH 16. Then what on earth are we as a society going to do about this...spaghetti cake??? gaydotaer / Via reddit.com SPAGHETTI. AS. A. CAKE. This post was translated from Spanish.