1. First of all, this is ice cream, served in an avocado.
2. This is a RAW EGG served with three perfectly good cookies.
3. Sausage garnishes. For. A. Glass. Of. Milk.
4. And this is a ramen bologna sandwich.
5. Add to the list of things to ban forever: watermelon and lentils, together, in the same bowl.
6. Beans and strawberries. BEANS. AND STRAWBERRIES.
7. This is a banana-mayo sandwich.
8. And this is a bowl of Cheetos, with in condensed milk.
9. This is...not what whipped cream OR fruit is for, you guys:
10. Hello, yes, officer? This steak has been FROSTED.
11. There is mustard on this pumpkin pie. MUSTARD. ON. PIE.
12. **In the distance, sirens**
13. This chicken thigh has been breaded in Lucky Charms. Please dial 9-1-1 accordingly.
14. And if you think mustard as frosting is bad...
15. Or wanton misuse of mayo should be punishable by law...
16. Then what on earth are we as a society going to do about this...spaghetti cake???
This post was translated from Spanish.