1. You know the internet is forever, right? 2. Seriously, I'm embarrassed for you. 3. You look like a damn duck! 4. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. 5. Your mom should have told you: not all attention is good attention. 6. Your boss called. You're fired. 7. Duck? More like YUCK. 8. YOUR LINKEDIN PROFILE?! STOP IT! 9. Yeeeeesh. 10. Newsflash: no one thinks that's cute.