14 Moments That Made Us Want To Watch "Gran Hermano"

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1. When this craziness came out of Iselis's mouth:

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Iselis is a tiny Cuban gal with a lot of personality who felt the need to share her belly issues with Big Brother @ the confessional.

2. Maday's reaction to the way Iselis talks sometimes:

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WHOA MADAY. Better throw a potato in that soup, 'cause it seems to be a little salty. Maday is also from Cuba <3, and she, also, does not hold back.

3. Jason's moves...which...were sorta the perfect mix of naughty and nice:

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He's pretending to be Santa Claus. Jason, a Honduran heartthrob, is a self-proclaimed troublemaker.

4. When Agustín let himself feel all the feels...

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Here, he was saying how much he wants to enjoy his time in the house to the max, so much he doesn't even want to sleep. Agustín is a gardener from Mexico. 💚

5. ...but also, when he let loose and joked with Jason:

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You see, Jason (Honduran troublemaker) was telling the housemates that he's been constantly surrounded by Mexicans his whole life. When asked what he learned from them, he said "A BEBER," so then Agustín hit back with this question.

6. When Jason gave his sincere opinion about the absence of showering:

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He needs to be a spokesperson for a deodorant.

7. When Yaya claimed she will be sharing her sandwiches with housemates suffering from hunger:

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CANONIZE HER ALREADY.

8. When one of the housemates kinda made up a word during a house challenge, and Iselis called him out about getting upset after Big Brother deemed it "not valid":

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GREAT FACES ISELIS.

9. When Maday was all of us, stuffing herself in her bed in broad daylight, saying what we would all do were we locked in a house with no TV, no interwebs, and not even a game of lotería:

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It's either sleep or gossip. She chooses sleep. She is our spirit animal. CANONIZE HER TOO.

10. When Carlos made everyone sh*t their pants with his horror stories...

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See, Carlos has this theory that if he's in his living room past 3 a.m., he pisses off a ghost who comes and haunts him in his room — basically, se le sube el muerto si no se duerme temprano.

11. ...like the one about his tía playing ouija with her friends, and the board directing one of the girls into the room next door, instructing her to "say goodbye":

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AND SHE FOUND HER DEAD DAD IN THE ROOM. SOMEONE HAND US A ROSARIO.

12. And Catalina sharing how she broke up her engagement, only to regret it afterwards...but never got her man back:

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NOW GIVE US THE GODDAMN TISSUES. AND THE TEQUILA. 😖 😖 😢

13. If we haven't yet piqued your interest in these people, JUST LOOK AT THEIR SICK BODIES...

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Awe, and poor Yaya and Carlos struggling in the back...

14. ...and watch for ALL THIS 🔥 EYE CANDY 🔥:

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This 👆 marble-carved chiseled perfection is Pedro, the sexy-ass cop.

Don’t miss the drama, the heartbreak, and, of course, THE BICEPS on Gran Hermano on Telemundo LIVE every Sunday at 8pm/7c and 5ps. ‪#‎GranHermanoUS‬