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19 Jokes That'll Take You A Second To Understand But Then You'll Laugh

Just give it a second.

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Police: Cover me Rookie: ok [pulls out guitar] Every little thing she does is magic

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ME: I'll see you in a month WIFE: Don't forget to write ME: It's highly unlikely I'd forget such a basic skill, Sharon

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And the award for best neckwear goes to.. Well would you look at that, it's a tie

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Welcome to Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming.

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Why is it called a 'dad-bod' and not a 'father-figure'?

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pope: love all *everyone cheers* *he serves a tennis ball right into the crowd* pope: fifteen-love

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Dad: “GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!” Child: *storms off* “JIM MORRISON WAS OVERRATED!” Dad: “WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SLAMMING THE DOORS!?”

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People accuse me of being a luggage denier. That's definitely not the case.

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Oi satellite dish, what music you into, pal?

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where did you come from where did you go where did you come from

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Hey, thanks for defining the word "many" for me. It means a lot.

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therapist: so why do you want to end your marriage? wife: I hate the constant star wars puns husband: divorce is strong with this one

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I will never write something this good. Never.

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my dad has just taken dad jokes to a whole new level

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"You have to look at the big picture" - Aggressive museum guard

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My obsession with building townhouses is going to give me a complex one of these days.

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