Buzz·Posted on Feb 3, 201719 Jokes That'll Take You A Second To Understand But Then You'll LaughJust give it a second.by Grace SpelmanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Sean Leahy @thepunningman Police: Cover me Rookie: ok [pulls out guitar] Every little thing she does is magic 12:57 PM - 05 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. becca t @beccaandthebox wow huge congrats to toilet 03:40 PM - 22 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Marty Lawrence @TeaAndCopy ME: I'll see you in a month WIFE: Don't forget to write ME: It's highly unlikely I'd forget such a basic skill, Sharon 04:31 PM - 26 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin And the award for best neckwear goes to.. Well would you look at that, it's a tie 08:56 PM - 18 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Kalvin @KalvinMacleod Welcome to Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming. 04:06 PM - 13 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Steven W Skinner @SkinnerSteven Why is it called a 'dad-bod' and not a 'father-figure'? 02:41 PM - 08 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Деньги Fever @prstskrzkrk never 01:07 PM - 22 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Sage Boggs @sageboggs pope: love all *everyone cheers* *he serves a tennis ball right into the crowd* pope: fifteen-love 11:36 PM - 24 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Jake Lambert @LittleLostLad Dad: “GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!” Child: *storms off* “JIM MORRISON WAS OVERRATED!” Dad: “WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SLAMMING THE DOORS!?” 10:05 AM - 27 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. d i v e r s i o n @Diversion50 People accuse me of being a luggage denier. That's definitely not the case. 07:01 PM - 11 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Nick Stevenson @NickMixmag Oi satellite dish, what music you into, pal? 12:56 PM - 04 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams "I want that fable on my desk, AESOP!" 06:13 PM - 10 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. joe @thats_joe_raven where did you come from where did you go where did you come from 08:27 PM - 10 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. brent @murrman5 Hey, thanks for defining the word "many" for me. It means a lot. 01:00 AM - 27 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Andy H. @AndyAsAdjective therapist: so why do you want to end your marriage? wife: I hate the constant star wars puns husband: divorce is strong with this one 11:43 PM - 18 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Mike Armstrong @ArmstrongGN I will never write something this good. Never. 08:35 PM - 30 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. jess🌱 @enterjeshikari my dad has just taken dad jokes to a whole new level 10:00 AM - 26 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Michael Raphone, Sr. @michael_raphone "You have to look at the big picture" - Aggressive museum guard 08:45 PM - 29 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Little Greenis @DurtMcHurtt My obsession with building townhouses is going to give me a complex one of these days. 07:12 PM - 28 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite