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Woman: [pointing to the sweat pouring off my stupid face] someone loves the gym! Me: i literally just walked in here
2.
Hey people who aren’t sweating: how are you doing that? Also: fuck you.
3.
If you see me sweating it's because I just did literally anything.
4.
*jogs for 8 minutes* *doesn't stop sweating for 14 hours*
5.
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? You're making me sweat a lot.
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My hobbies? I don’t know... is sweating a hobby?
7.
My very first date was at my gf's parents house. It was okay, but my hands were sweating so much, her mom had to blow dry the dog.
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The worst part about sweating in front of girls is that they can see the reflection on your forehead of better looking guys behind you
9.
[basking in the autumn air] why am i still sweating how is this possible i need to go to a specialist
10.
I actually Googled "how to stop sweating" today.
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sweat is just ur body crying because it wants u to stop moving
12.
sweating whilst sitting: an autobiography
13.
Success is 90% perspiration, so if you see me sweating on a park bench eating cheese fries, I expect people to say "That guy's made it."
14.
I think I'm sweating coffee
15.
Pros of a date at the movies: 1 Can't talk (u wont say something dumb) 2 Air conditioned (minimal sweating) 3 Dark (they cant see u sweating
16.
sorry it took me six hours to eat a bowl of soup i kept sweating into it
17.
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, "um why is she sweating so much"
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of all the emotions, sweating through make-up is my least favorite
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Success is 90% perspiration, 10% apologizing for leaving a sweat stain.
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can't wait for summer so I can get out of these sweat pants and slip into some sweat shorts