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21 Funny Tweets For Ice Cream People

"Why scoop ice cream into a bowl when you can just scoop it straight into your mouth?"

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him: so tell me about yourself. me: I put ice cream between waffles.

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people who tell you it's too cold to eat ice cream or too warm to have soup are the kind of negativity you don't need in your life.

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When McDonald's says their ice cream machine isn't working

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[describing criminal to sketch artist] he had the eyes of a man who just dropped his ice cream

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*guy collapses* ICE CREAM MAN: does anyone know CPR DOCTOR:*looks at ice cream cones in both his hands, looks up, then slowly walks away*

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An elderly lady at Target asked me if I knew where the "unmentionables" were, so I brought her to the fat-free ice cream.

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[At the Rumble] her *aggressively taking off earrings and heels* me *desperately trying to find somewhere to set down my ice cream cone*

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Whenever I see emails that say "TIME IS RUNNING OUT!!", I immediately turn off my computer and hug my ice cream.

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The checker at the grocery store asked me in a surprised tone, "no ice cream today?" this is who I am now, this is my legacy.

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wife: mmm lets get some ice cream me: [sighs] I guess I could go for a scoop me: [at ice cream shop] I'll have 17 scoops of rocky road

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*gets out ice cream* *reaches for big spoon* (to self) "no, remember your diet" *grabs little spoon* *eats entire pint with little spoon*

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if we date you don't ever have to buy me jewelry or PINK, I will love you just for picking me up ice cream while you're at the grocery store

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People who bite ice cream scare the shit outta me

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The only movie character I ever truly identified with was Chunk from Goonies because he hated nature but loved ice cream.

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I think what this world needs is more ice cream sandwiches.

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I just got cold while I was eating ice cream, so instead of stopping eating ice cream, I put on a jacket.

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True, as an adult you can eat ice cream for breakfast, but the mistake you make as a kid is assuming that'll make you happy & not sad

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Why scoop ice cream into a bowl when you can just scoop it straight into your mouth 😂🍧🍦😋

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Wife: [yelling from upstairs] Are you eating ice cream from the container with a fork again? Me: [Licking away the fork marks] No.

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It's so depressing how the <3 symbol looks like someone dropped their ice cream cone

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