Animals·Posted on Jul 4, 201624 Hilarious Tweets About God Creating Animals"How about a tie dye chicken who screams actual words at you?"by Grace SpelmanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. milty @themiltron [god creating jellyfish] how bout an evil bag 07:46 AM - 26 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Nathan Buckley @duplicitron When God made raccoons he was like do you want to be an old timey burglar or a trash digger. Too slow. You're both now. 08:55 PM - 18 May 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. jade @TheDreamGhoul [inventing the parrot] HOW ABOUT LIKE A TYE DYE CHICKEN WHO SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU 01:01 AM - 18 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. audrey farnsworth @audipenny [god, creating ducks] Just like put a surfboard mouth on a big pigeon and make it like a loud idiot. I don't know 05:29 AM - 15 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. milty @themiltron [god creating bees] Put a needle on its butt. “Come on God, wha—“ Make its puke delicious. “WTF.” 04:14 AM - 08 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. k e e t @KeetPotato [god creating animals] ok this ones got a long throat "ok" make it literally just a throat "..." oh and give it a face "wtf" call it a snake 07:08 PM - 02 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. dan mentos @DanMentos [god inventing horses] make a sexy donkey 10:35 PM - 17 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. jackson @tricycle_champ [god making bats] GOD: just like a hairy black potato with wings ANGEL: um GOD: ANGEL: god? GOD: also it sleeps upside down like an idiot 02:34 PM - 10 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Fred Delicious @Fred_Delicious [god creating whales] "I want a fat blue piece of shit with a 20ft dick and it sings underwater. Also get me a beer. No wait five beers" 06:22 PM - 16 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. milty @themiltron [god creating snakes] how about a sock that's angry all the time 10:11 PM - 21 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Hippo @InternetHippo “Things aren’t weird enough down there” - God inventing bugs 09:04 PM - 08 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. tater tot bros @thetits [God inventing the hippo] How bout a fat horse that's always trying to sneak up on you in a pool 06:37 PM - 07 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Ygrene @Ygrene [God creating dogs] Oh these turned out great. Im going to want all of these back at some point 01:30 PM - 31 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. beth loves cake, so @bourgeoisalien [god drunk, inventing hedgehog] so cute but u can't cuddle it cuz, prickly quills or whatever, hahaha [passes out] 05:05 PM - 05 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. huntigula @huntigula [creating octopus] GOD: Give it 8 super strong arms & hands ANGEL: uh, we're out of bones.. GOD: 8 weird floppy arms w/ suction cup things 05:05 PM - 22 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Jhorts @JhonRules [god making an emu] how about you just take that pile of hay and give it legs i'm gonna go on a smoke break 12:25 AM - 22 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. jackson @tricycle_champ [god making pandas] GOD: cow bears ANGEL: what GOD: did i fucken stutter ANGEL: GOD: take it a cow and make it a bear 12:38 AM - 15 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. emery lord @emerylord God, making cats: black! white! stripes! Jesus: no i need a fancy one God: ...ok, this one has socks. Jesus: more. God: ...tuxedo. done. 08:09 PM - 17 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. FRO VO @fro_vo *god making chihuahuas* how bout a big nervous wall-eyed rat 10:11 PM - 06 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. GoaT FacE @EndhooS [God creating a turkey] God: Make it like a shitty brown peacock... Animal technician: Anything else? God: Hang a nut-sack on it's face lol 02:21 PM - 01 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. jackson @tricycle_champ [god making chimps] GOD: shrink a gorilla & make it smart ANGEL: Ok. And what sound should it make? G: literally just have it fucking scream 05:18 PM - 13 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Ownmaster Jim @jimmytorosian [God creating platypuses] God: This is my best work. Yes, Karen I am high, but that has nothing to do with it. This is perfect. Send it out. 05:40 PM - 17 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Viktor Winetrout @Cpin42 [God, creating pigeons] Make them pace back and forth like a lawyer. 08:05 PM - 29 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. The Comedy Blog @MurrayOverboard [god inventing this joke format] how about like a fucked up description of an ordinary thing? 02:19 AM - 23 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite