Food·Posted on Aug 2, 201621 Tweets About Cereal That Will Make You Smile"Do you pour cereal before milk or are you a monster?"by Grace SpelmanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Julius Sharpe @juliussharpe Every college commencement speaker should warn the graduates, "You will never have this much access to good cereal again." 02:32 PM - 09 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. pat tobin @tastefactory *goes back in time to meet me as a kid* ME: When u grow up you'll like cereal w/ raisins instead of marshmallows KID ME: Dear God ME: I know 01:21 AM - 14 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott I may never truly know the pain of giving birth to a child, but I have poured a big bowl of cereal only to find I'm out of milk. 02:20 PM - 08 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. what @chanelpuke When you at a party and try to fit in but you really just eating cereal 03:33 PM - 17 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. (((Michael))) @Home_Halfway If cereal commercials were more accurate they'd show a lot more college kids with hangovers eating out of the box & spilling everywhere 04:23 PM - 02 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad Do you pour cereal before milk or are you a monster? 11:14 PM - 21 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. local badboy, @hippieswordfish INTERVIEWER: your resumè says you're resourceful; how so? ME: one time when all the dishes were dirty i ate cereal out of a cowboy hat 10:48 PM - 15 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. dennis tennis @pharmasean *invents breakfast cereal* "I call it 'breakfast cereal'" *eats* "Woah" *drops 'breakfast' from name* 05:17 PM - 23 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott Cop: Know why I stopped u? "Speeding?" Cop: U didn't eat breakfast "Wha-" Cop: Most important meal of the day [hands him bowl of cereal] 05:59 PM - 25 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Bucky Isotope @BuckyIsotope If your cereal mascot isn’t some kind of mentally deranged anthropomorphic animal I’m not even interested in your product. 03:47 AM - 13 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. local badboy, @hippieswordfish when you pour cereal in the bowl and open up the fridge and realize you don't have a reason to live 04:44 AM - 27 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Dory @Dory When your mom buys off brand cereal 02:14 AM - 11 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Cocaine Cola @SatansTongue (lucky charms drinking alone on saint Patrick's day) "Hey luck what's wrong man" THOse FUCKING KIDS *tears up* won't let me have my cereal 01:30 PM - 17 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans Technically I'm an adult, but this measuring cup I filled with cereal because all the bowls were dirty says otherwise. 04:50 PM - 28 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Ham on Wry @realHamOnWry Relationship Status: I can't even commit to one kind of cereal. 03:30 PM - 13 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. ♡ Good Account ♡ @SortaBad "Oh fuck it." - a mom buying her kids Cookie Crisp cereal 03:45 AM - 24 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Br&on the Cow @Brampersandon_ ME: *packing my bags* WIFE: let's talk about this ME (still mad she didn't get the cereal with the toy inside): theres nothing to talk about 10:36 PM - 14 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin A nationwide recall of the popular children's cereal Trix was issued today "Just dump them out in your garden" said one long-eared FDA agent 10:49 PM - 14 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. jomny sun @jonnysun cereal originated when somone thought "yo lets make this bread wet befor we eat it" 12:13 AM - 26 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Lord Goomba @ObscureGent Nothing says "I have no time for you" like offering someone cereal for breakfast. 04:26 AM - 12 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Mia Khalifa ❄️ @MIAKHALlFA marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs 04:00 PM - 09 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite