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25 Hilarious Tweets That Perfectly Capture Your Feelings About Animals

"Animals should be rewarded for not being people. I hate people." —April Ludgate

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*walks past German Shepherd and nods* Officer...

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birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. let's do it, let's poop mid-air.

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is it true that you've been a very good boy

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did i ever tell you guys about the time we asked our HS teacher what he'd name a racehorse, & he said, w/out hesitation, "santa's boyfriend"

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FAKE BREEDS I'VE TOLD PEOPLE MY DOG IS AT THE DOG PARK: Venetian Dabney, Brown Feta, Waxbeard, Oxnard Pike, Blue Hustler, High Presbyterian

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frogs googling "bugs how to find lots of bugs at night time delicious "

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"my house sure is quiet. i wish something was here yelling at me 100% of the time" -someone right before they get a bird

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*parents come into my room* "We need to talk to you… We think you're an owl." *turns neck all the way around to face them* "Who- I MEAN WHY"

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today a 6 yr old girl asked me if butterflies are flowers that escaped & i was like yo what is yr twitter handle

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[sees fly] Hmm... I think I'll name this creature "Fly." [sees bird] GODDAMMIT

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some cats are like "i hate this dumb name you gave me." but i like the ones that are clearly saying "FOOLS! COWER BEFORE THE IRE OF WAFFLES"

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Do storks carry anything else or are they just like obsessed with babies

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I wonder if caterpillars know they're gonna fly some day or they just start building a cocoon and are like 'why am I doing this'.

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The fact that we know chameleons exist means they are worthless idiot failures

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Duck internet search history: Bread Bread pudding? what is "breadwinner" how to become breadwinner where to win bread Duck boobs Free bread

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I like that the Reading Rainbow theme song starts off by aggressively one-upping butterflies

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"Um wow okay" -all of Santa's other reindeer

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i don't mean to body-shame, but this cat looks stupid as hell

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My mum was too embarrassed to tell the vet our tortoise was called voldetort so she just said his name was Susan

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*sees a dog* *slowly turns head wide-eyed to life's 4th wall* A DOG

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DOGS: ★★★★★ So cute, many colors & sizes, happy butts, cold noses, some know where the ball is, breath could be better. A++ WOULD PET AGAIN

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that time my father pronounced 'hors d'oeuvres' as 'horse divorce' in front of other humans

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How dare you call me mentally unstable, on this, the day of my cat's quinceanera.

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*takes picture of cat* *shows cat the picture*

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