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29 Hilarious Music Tweets That Will Make You Laugh Every Time

Because the Milk Hotel should pick a side.

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I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (Oooooo)/ I am four eels/ Never meant to make your daughter cry/ I am several fish and not a guy

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honestly any guy could tell me he was part of the non-Adam Levine portion of maroon 5 and I would 100% believe him

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[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is "bananas" GWEN STEFANI: oh hell yes

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If you're about to post song lyrics on social media, ask yourself is it worth it? Let me work it. I put my thing down flip it 'n reverse it

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don't be fooled by the rocks that i got. they are just ordinary stones. literally just car park gravel i scooped into my pockets

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has anyone heard Katy Perry roar yet or was that just an empty threat

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WHOA HOLD UP GUYS HEAR THAT SIREN MUST MEAN A REMIX IS COMIN ON GET READY oh wait that's an ambulance oh shit someone died guys stop dancing

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The whole time America was riding through that desert, the horse was thinking, "My name is Jeremy, jerk. Been your horse for 6 years."

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[jazz appreciation class] PROF: *plays jazz tune* how do you feel about this one ME: I...appreciate it PROF: damn right *hands me diploma*

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the guy from modest mouse sings like someone is chasing him with a garden hose

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"Venti mocha for 'Alright Alright Alright." *Matthew McConaughey and Andre 3000 touch hands reaching for it at the same time, become BFFs*

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REPORTER: Mr. President, what's your favorite Wu Tang album? OBAMA: What kind of question is -- [biden grabs podium] BIDEN: LIQUID SWORDS

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*drake on the phone w his ghostwriter* hit me ghostwriter: ok did some stuff about rapping n bein famous, but also abt when u weren't famous

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All classical music sounds like the score to a mouse traversing a variety of terrain

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Macs ranked best to worst - Fleetwood - book pros - n cheese - klemore

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I don't want no Scrubs / Scrubs was a show that debuted on NBC / documenting the comical lives of two best friend guys / named Turk and JD

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*ciara '1 2 step' comes on* *texts every girl in my phone like "let's go out tonight!"* *song ends* *texts them all back like "nvm"*

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My anaconda don't want none because he was a rescue and is grateful to have a safe and loving home. In a way, he was the one who rescued me.

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I think milk hotels should pick a side

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do you think the song monster mash was a true story

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Trent! It's your cousin Marvin. Marvin Reznor! Know that sound you've been looking for? I think I found it! *holds phone up to funeral*

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Meet George Jetson His Boy Elroy Daughter Judy Jane his wife Just kidding, obviously. I'll send the real lyrics tomorrow. Do not use these.

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"sweet caroline" starts to skip at the bar, bros paralyzed shouting SO GOOD SO GOOD SO GOOD at each other, eyes wide with terror

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Oh, I can't check my disobedient child with the rest of my luggage? You're saying I have to carry-on my wayward son?

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1963: I want to hold your hand 1984: I want to know what love is 2015: I want to eat the booty like groceries

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You are the viral queen, young and tween, only tweeting memes.

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I just met you/And this is Swayze/But there's a corner/It's not for Baby

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