Buzz·Posted on Oct 16, 201520 Hilarious Tweets That Will Make You Think Twice About Having KidsC'mon. They're sticky and loud!by Grace SpelmanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. soccerbabe2003 @realemilyattack does it even matter if babies get switched at the hospital like who cares 10:38 PM - 30 Dec 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Julia DeLois @jdelwoo oh your son is 73 months old that's cool i literally i have no idea if he's five or forty two 11:27 AM - 20 Jun 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. moody monday @mdob11 *someone hands me a baby* Oh... no thank you *places baby on the ground* 02:33 PM - 25 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. ScaryKoCo @MaryKoCo Your baby is hot. Is that what you wanted to hear 09:58 PM - 13 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. sweaty five dollars @iscoff Gather 'round, children! Once upon a time, there was a group of such ugly children that I'm actually going to need you all to move back 05:45 PM - 29 May 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Umami Skeleton @Merman_Melville Sorry I referred to your four children as "a franchise that gets weaker with each installment." 03:58 PM - 29 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Abbooooooooo @abbycohenwl *pats crying child on the back* "There, there" *child keeps crying* "Did you not just hear when I said, 'There, there'? Shut up, already" 04:56 PM - 18 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. val @brilliantwit [wildlife refuge] "See the majestic falcon flying" *everybody looks* *falcon grabs my baby and carries him away* "Oh my god NOOO" Me: YESS 05:26 PM - 18 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. chelsea clarke @chelseaclarke Should the flight I'm on crash, know that the children seated around me were truly terrible, do not mourn 12:15 PM - 24 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Dirk Diggler 2k15 @swarthyvillain please tell me. i must defeat him 03:09 PM - 11 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Mallory Ortberg @mallelis "Won't someone think of the children?" "No," said a brave voice in the back. "The children are dull and often covered in something sticky." 07:42 PM - 16 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. jennifer @FourEyedQueef sorry i vomited on your baby. i mistook him for another baby 06:44 PM - 26 May 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Bort McAvoy_OBM @crushingbort "daddy where do babies come from" "we just don't know, sweetie...*peers through blinds, the sky is dark with babies* "...we just don't know" 03:07 PM - 28 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Cool Pond @cool_pond at one point, every man named Gary was a baby and was introduced by his parents as "This is my baby, Gary" how fucked up is that shit 07:50 PM - 11 Dec 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Cakemittens @cakemittens *listens patiently while my preschooler explains their fingerpainting* yeeeah i dunno sounds like a buncha bullshit to me 07:13 PM - 28 Jul 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Ristolable @Ristolable Dad, why does a full moon have a beautiful blue glow around it? I don't know, son. Maybe you should shut the fuck up. 12:18 AM - 25 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Ceej @ceejoyner For starters, you drew your mom the same size as the house. Good enough for the fridge? I don't even want it in my garbage. 02:18 PM - 19 Nov 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. WOWT 6 News @WOWT6News Missing child found inside claw machine in #Lincoln bowling alley: http://t.co/XtIK39sEXF 08:16 PM - 15 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Sofiya Alexandra @TheSofiya I wish Febreeze would work on my middle daughter Kirsten who is garbage 10:15 PM - 23 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Bryan Donaldson @TheNardvark When I pick my daughter up from day care she screams “DADDY!” and runs towards me for a hug and it’s like be cool bitch you look desperate. 08:11 PM - 03 May 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite