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22 Hysterical Tweets About Nerds That Will Make You Laugh Every Time

Nerds of the world, unite!

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yo here's a cool name: "Wolf Blitzer." Damn that's cool as hell. Let's give it to the lamest nerd imaginable.

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bully: ready for another ass kicking, nerd? me: not today, pal. not today *i whistle* FERRETS ATTACK! *thousands of ferrets crest a hill*

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3.

*steals Nerd's lunch money, tells him to Go Fly a Kite* *watches him havin a great time flying a kite* Damn You

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*hears spooky noise* ME: Who goes there? GHOST: *does high pitched imitation of me* Who goes there? Lol nerd. *the ghost gives me a wedgie*

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Here's a list of things that are nerds. Here's a list of things that I will be smelling later. Oh look. It's the same list.

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*bumps into cool guy at work and my papers fall* whatcha got here nerd "please dont steve" *picks up papers* Titanic 2 a screenplay by bren

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nerd, huh? well can a "NERD" do THIS?? *plays beautiful recorder solo*

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Dad stumbles in late to my spelling bee, yells out "nerd, n-e-r-d, nerd", spins his wallet chain once and leaves.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but I am a Level 23 Sorcerer with pretty good defensive magi- [gets dumped in trash by football team]

10.

I married my husband because he wasn't a nerd and now he's making me watch the entire battlestar galactica series this was not in my vows

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"Look at this geek with his pants pulled all the way up to his cephalothorax! Ha-ha, nerd! Sixteen-eyes!" - spider bullies

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can you believe someone just left a line of mint condition action figures in the woods like thi- [box labeled "big ass nerd trap" tips over]

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hey wait a minute that's not a cool dude that's just two nerds in a trenchcoat

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guy: I'm a nerd me: oh yeah then what's a computer? guy: uhhhh me: poser

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BEN FRANKLIN: Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. ME: You're a nerd and your 1700s body smelled like garbage

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someone just asked me why i did something like im some sort of nerd who does things because he has reasons

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sometimes i wonder if my fish look at me through the aquarium glass and think "fuck off nerd."

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18.

♫ Take me down to the apple nerd city where the guys look lame when they talk to Siriiii ♪ Hey look at meeee on my phooooone ♫

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Every museum is also a museum of nerds reading plaques.

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remember, remember, huge nerds in november

21.

If you wear glasses, always carry a spare pair in case you have to pretend you stole them from a nerd and step on a pair to prove youre cool

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wow, what else does the sun also do, hemingway. you fucking nerd. say 'hello' to these arms because they're about to shove you in a locker

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