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19 Hilarious Tweets About Kids That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Kids are, like, so weird.

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I'm at my brothers football practice and there are pieces of paper in the woods of kids practicing curse words

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My daughter said yesterday, ominously and with regard to trees: "They're not like us."

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4yo son said the word prototype. When I asked him what it meant, he said "People are a prototype" and I was too scared to ask what he meant.

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never loved anyone more than the toddler that is urgently running through Target right now repeating the word "potatoes" under his breath

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I just asked my 8yo to quit yelling and he said, "I'm NOT yelling. This is my voice and all my life I've been whispering. Now I'm free!"

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Meanwhile, my five year old son is now calling the forest "The Wildness".

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My 2 y/o just looked into the woods off our driveway and said "nobody would ever find you."

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T: Dad, you will always be my dad. MF: Yes. T: Even when you're dead and in the demon world with me. MF: ...

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Asked my 5 yo brother why he was changing clothes to go out 5 hours from now and he said "if you stay ready you don't have to get ready"

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I worry about people with fanny packs. - my eleven year old son

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when my daughter was 3 she threw a penny in a fountain and wished that she could touch a dead bee

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my sister’s coworker's son used a bunch of lego pants to spell the word ‘pants’. it looks like a different word.

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#tbt that time i killed a bug and traumatized a child.

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My sister told me they're watching Muppets Most Wanted and my niece said very seriously, "When he's dancing you can tell the frog is fake."

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This precious tiny girl dressed in head to toe pink on the train just said in a precious tiny girl voice "What do you know about spiders"

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To anyone out there thinking about having kids, today my 2 year old threw a temper tantrum because she couldn’t get rid of her shadow.

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This kid asked me for some skittles but I had just finished them so he stared at me like this the entire flight

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