20 Great Carrie Fisher Tweets That Aren’t About Star Wars

“No, not high, just eccentric.” - Carrie Fisher

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flabby buttocks

— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher)
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Ive stopped trying to take things a day at a time. I now take 2 or 3 days at once---hoping it'll cause a blur effect & I might look younger

— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher)
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I didn't LOSE my mind, I just changed it so many times it appeared unrecognisable & thus difficult to FIND...Reports of mind loss unfounded

— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher)
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My earliest addiction was reading. Tho books--however mind altering- don't quite qualify as a drug. If they did, you'd have to go to ReADhab

— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher)
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— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher)
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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?? 🐡FISH

— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher)
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Just because I sound crazy doesn't mean I feel crazy.

— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher)
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I'm not trying to make sense yet. Im saving that for later. So for those of you who lack the patience to wait for my sense, use yours.Cheers

— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher)
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I’m not only doing my best—I’m doing a bunch of yours as well.

— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher)
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A retrospectual is someone who looks back on their life, sighs regretfully & barfs theatrically.

— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher)
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I feel like I was dropped into the middle of my personality years ago & I've been trying to get to the edge ever since....is this the edge?

— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher)
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Where is the jig when it's not up? I want a postcard from there. Any takers?

— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher)
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Anyone here know how to sky write?

— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher)
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How freakishly beautiful is my 83 yr-old alleged mother? She must drink bats blood & smear bugs brains on her skin.

— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher)
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Two birds, once stoned.

— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher)

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