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18 Hilarious Tweets About Body Image That Will Make You Laugh Every Time

Lose weight by throwing your butt in the trash!

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isn’t it weird how women lose their bodies and become ethereal vapor for a short time after giving birth

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ME: i'd like to get rid of all this PERSONAL TRAINER: you're just making like one sweeping gesture around your entire body ME: and my head

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Whoa whoa whoa nobody told me that after this bikini body boot camp workout I'd be deployed to the bikini body war

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i spy with my little eye, something MEAN. yeah its you, talking about my little eye again

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i can't believe i have to keep washing this stupid body until i die

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when someone bumps into you, immediately say (loudly) “oh no my hot bod!”

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I'd be flattered if a masseuse told me I felt tense. They're usually like "where are your bones" and "is that a hot wheels toy."

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body types; hourglass, pear, crushed beer can, orb, 14 bricks, losing lottery ticket, splash on VHS, zero gravity wheelbarrow, a bat.

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9.

Just found out real women have curves, now I get why I'm sitting here all alone with isosceles triangle tits - I don't exist

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RT if your areolas are so large they make a venn diagram

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Lots of compliments on my new hair cut today ones like "oh" and "gothic George Washington"

12.

A guy said "You have pretty eyes" I was like no shit

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what's it called when u have lice but in ur eyebrows. asking 4 a friend. my friend just saw them on my brows and was curious

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if u can't handle me at my worst then my best is literally the same except I brush my hair

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girls don't tell you this but a period is when the iron in our blood turns to gold and we go shoe shoppin wit tha monies

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body hair on women is so taboo that in fucking razor commercials they shave an already bald ass leg like lmao

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Lol I can't believe that I have to exist inside of a body UGH THAT IS SO OLD FASHIONED, PLS JUST LET ME BE A CHILL MIST

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Lose Weight With This One Weird Tip! Cut Your Butt Off And Throw It In The Trash