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44 Weird Celebrity Tweets That Will Make You Laugh

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I can't belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I'm rich fuck this I'm going home I don't need this shit

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Hello Facebook. Yes, this is actually Lindsay. Welcome to my Facebook page!

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kowabunga dudettes. i'm so pumped to be on this surfing kick. who else surfs out there? gnarly day in the h2o. ridin waves!

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I feel like there's a giant meatloaf inside of me

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No offense ladies but I am AaronCarter.

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911...bush knocked down the towers

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I just had the thrill of a lifetime! Saw the clock change from 1:59AM to 1:00AM! I love clocks!

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How many ladies aint scared 2 fart in front of ur man?

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I'm not a writer but here's a song idea Song idea "It all get better"

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How u like my con shaqt lenses get it lol

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Hey friends, I lost my blackberry. 😢 So if your trying to reach me, then text me on one of my three iPhones. 💋

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Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist.

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33. For the grand finale: Martha Stewart and Cher. The two reigning queens of celebrity Twitter.

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just got home, let out the dogs, within minutes they cornered,attacked and killed an opossum. had to wash little bloody mouths .life on farm

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The head of the blue whale the largest animal that ever lived

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Whats going on with mycareer

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@gagasapostle SIT ON YOU OWN DAMN FACE !! IM BUSY !!!

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I blocked someone's DAD !?! Who was it ?

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I was looking at tweets & saw that i really hurt someones feelings ! Im sorry. It was light blue background with white egg shape . Bye