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23 Food Tweets That Are Just Really Hilarious

Because you're probably hungry right now.

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when you offer me a piece of candy vs. when i find out it's banana-flavored

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when you finish your french fries but you find extra ones at the bottom of the bag

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me: hey put pineapple on the pizza everyone:

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Pizza Singles: For the young professional on the go

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why spend $80 on a swimsuit when you can buy 320 chicken nuggets

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*slides obama a $10 bill* cottage cheese is disgusting please ban it

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honestly it just makes me fat free italian when u tell me salad dressings aren't a good way to describe emotions

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RT if you woke up questioning your entire life so far and stressing about the uncertainty of your future and just gave up and got bagels

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can you imagine being the first person to try caviar. just tear open a fish and eat whatever the fuck freaky beads fall out of it

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I would like a warm hound please "Excuse me?" A flaming puppy "..." Fire canine "Do you want a hot dog, ma'am?" Yes. A scorching pooch

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Just ate a salad when I could've eaten a cheeseburger. Where's my reward? I should get an award, right? Maybe a cheeseburger.

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at subway: lol here's a handful of lettuce have a great day. here's a squirt of mayo in yr mouth. god bless.

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Oh you like food? What's a potato taste like? Yeah that's what I thought, you dunno shit....you don't eat no food, player.

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often think about this moment from my parents wedding video where the cameraman just zoomed in on a plate of ham

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Mmmmm this coconut water tastes great, sort of like if you added cum & milk to regular water & then it went bad? Super refreshing. Thanks.

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sometimes i call watermelons summer pumpkins and nobody ever knows what im talking about.

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I dead ass didn't wanna wash a plateđź’€

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"Hmm, this ice cream doesn't taste enough like wood" --inventor of the popsicle stick

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If anyone ever tells u that u put too much parmesan cheese on ur pasta stop talking to them u dont need that kind of negativity in ur life

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