1.
*gestures to man eating donut* THIS GUY GETS IT.
2.
guys find it sexy when a girl eats so much she has to lie down in the restaurant
3.
Me: Number 17 please McD: We dont have a 17 Me: Its 2 # 2s, a # 13, an apple pie & a fudge sundae McD: Ok that'll b- Me: 22.17, comin around
4.
*romantically wipes away your tear with a chicken finger*
5.
i just sucked up a whole chunk of crystal light powder and I couldn't get it out of my mouth and even rinsing just made more crystal light.
6.
*hair gets in the way of the food I'm trying to eat* My GOD. So this is it. The two things I love the most PITTED against each other
7.
Me: ill have the lunch & a lunch for the lady as well waiter: lunch is the name for the mid-day meal its not a menu item me: yes 2 of those
8.
age 9: i want cereal for dinner age 19: i can only afford cereal for dinner age 29: actually, it's best to eat 5 smaller cereal meals a day
9.
feel like i look for a cheese emoji three times a week.
10.
Just saw a movie that made me feel several emotions, the strongest of which was being jealous of a character who ate a donut
11.
honestly it just makes me fat free italian when u tell me salad dressings aren't a good way to describe emotions
12.
*Walks into French museum eating a Big Mac* I'm Louvrein' It! *no laughs* Did u hear me I said I'm Louv- *trips & spills shake on Mona Lisa*
13.
sometimes i call watermelons summer pumpkins and nobody ever knows what im talking about.
14.
Oh you like food? What's a potato taste like? Yeah that's what I thought, you dunno shit....you don't eat no food, player.
15.
listen. i fuckin--look at me--i fu--LOOK AT ME IN MY EYES--i fucking love coconut
16.
how do you like your eggs? i dont i love them
17.
Why is the idea of someone eating all alone everyones go-to sad image? Every time I get to watch TV and eat all alone, I am so, so happy.
18.
You're not a foodie. You're 24. You went to a restaurant.
19.
*places pack of hotdogs on the conveyor belt and looks cashier dead in the eyes* IM EATING ALL OF THESE TONIGHT
20.
ever watch someone eat and think oh ok you are an alien
21.
girls love pumpkin flavoring. they are such bitches. im a man and i only eat old rusty nails. theyre so stupid. i am superior.
22.
slept over at a kids house once in third grade. saw him pour milk into bowl first, then cereal. never talked to him again. hes in jail now