Buzz·Posted on Oct 21, 201521 Masterfully Punny Tweets That Will Make You Laugh Out LoudYup. Puns.by Grace SpelmanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Cullen Crawford @HelloCullen my movie about horses with attitudes "Straight Outta Clomptown" 07:15 PM - 01 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Michael Raphone, Sr. @michael_raphone "You have to look at the big picture" - Aggressive museum guard 08:45 PM - 29 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Jean-Spook Boochard @jlucbouchard *submits manuscript to publisher* "Sir, is this a drawing of two pie charts having sex?" "No, it's a draft of my new graph-fuck novel." 09:42 PM - 22 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Mike Armstrong @ArmstrongGN I will never write something this good. Never. 08:35 PM - 30 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. chet porter @chetprtr what idiot called him alexander graham bell instead of the lord of the rings 07:29 PM - 08 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. mustard @nice_mustard it was the busta rhymes, it was the wursta rhymes 09:18 PM - 23 Aug 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. spooky fat dog @MrPhetz And good Jovi to you, sir 07:47 PM - 12 Oct 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Sage Boggs @sageboggs "What should we call this thing in the ocean that is land?" How about island? "Seems too obvious" What if we pronounced it weird "Perfect" 01:59 AM - 27 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. jaggings @jaggings Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous. I see a lot of new faces in the room this week and I'm very disappointed with all of you. 04:34 PM - 07 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. brent @murrman5 Hey, thanks for defining the word "many" for me. It means a lot. 01:00 AM - 27 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Nathan Usher @thenatewolf I'll never forget where I was the day I figured out how to read maps. 12:43 AM - 24 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Cool Pond @cool_pond Kanye West opening a breakfast restaurant called 'Omelette You Finish' 01:06 AM - 28 Mar 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Anthony KeyDick @mattytalks Why are they called territorial disputes and not ground beef 01:59 AM - 07 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. mustard @nice_mustard what idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles 05:42 PM - 19 Sep 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Anthony KeyDick @mattytalks I've got to say this John Wilkes Photo Booth takes amazing Headshots 11:30 PM - 08 Feb 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. chris @BassoonJokes i sneezed and someone responded by giving me a pair of those glasses with the fake nose and mustache attached. it was a blessing in disguise 11:30 PM - 18 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin And the award for best neckwear goes to.. Well would you look at that, it's a tie 08:56 PM - 18 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. єaяƒ ʕ•.•ʔ dæmon @earfdae Tumblr moms choose Gif. 12:04 AM - 18 Jul 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. adult contemporary @chuchugoogoo what idiot called it "Car Repair" instead of "Autocorrect" 04:56 PM - 15 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Marty Lawrence @TeaAndCopy "I piy the fool!" – Missed a 't' 01:18 PM - 09 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Jazmasta @jazmasta What idiot called it a vet instead of a dogtor. 12:33 PM - 08 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite