21 Masterfully Punny Tweets That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Yup. Puns.

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my movie about horses with attitudes "Straight Outta Clomptown"

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"You have to look at the big picture" - Aggressive museum guard

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*submits manuscript to publisher* "Sir, is this a drawing of two pie charts having sex?" "No, it's a draft of my new graph-fuck novel."

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I will never write something this good. Never.

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what idiot called him alexander graham bell instead of the lord of the rings

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it was the busta rhymes, it was the wursta rhymes

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"What should we call this thing in the ocean that is land?" How about island? "Seems too obvious" What if we pronounced it weird "Perfect"

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Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous. I see a lot of new faces in the room this week and I'm very disappointed with all of you.

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Hey, thanks for defining the word "many" for me. It means a lot.

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I'll never forget where I was the day I figured out how to read maps.

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Kanye West opening a breakfast restaurant called 'Omelette You Finish'

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Why are they called territorial disputes and not ground beef

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what idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles

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I've got to say this John Wilkes Photo Booth takes amazing Headshots

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i sneezed and someone responded by giving me a pair of those glasses with the fake nose and mustache attached. it was a blessing in disguise

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And the award for best neckwear goes to.. Well would you look at that, it's a tie

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what idiot called it "Car Repair" instead of "Autocorrect"

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What idiot called it a vet instead of a dogtor.