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17 Reasons Why Halloween Kind Of Sucks

The cold hard truth about All Hallows' Eve.

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1. Let's face it: the fun part of Halloween ends when you're around 13 or 14 and you stop trick-or-treating.

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2. And then when you're an adult you have to give other people the candy you bought!

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3. Not enough people want to "Halloween movies and chill" on Halloween night.

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4. It's like New Year's Eve but worse because you end up spending more money.

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5. People get too drunk and loud at Halloween parties.

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6. The "Let's take a group photo!" person at every Halloween party.

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Can we instead just stand in a circle and compliment each other's costumes?

7. Spending a lot of time putting together a costume that will never be appreciated enough.

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Sure, they'll live forever on your Instagram account. But we don't give them enough appreciation on Halloween night!

8. There's no winning with costumes. Trying too hard makes you look like a dork but if you don't try people give you shit.

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9. "Relevant" costumes.

How many pizza rats are we going to see this year?
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How many pizza rats are we going to see this year?

10. Pun costumes.

11. Bad couples' costumes.

12. Unfunny people pretending to be funny because they are wearing a costume they read about online.

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13. Not enough Hocus Pocus sequels.

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14. Eating too much candy and getting a stomach ache.

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15. That little sore you get on your tongue when you eat too much sugar.

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16. Front yard decorations that try to scare you.

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Please get your fake spiders and your animatronic dancing skeleton out of my sight.

17. There aren't enough quality Halloween songs.

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There are a few good ones. But not nearly enough.

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