1.
Martin omalley you got a children's book ass name. You sound like the mailman in a town where everyone's a bear
2.
Harry Potter books should've had more rappers in them.
3.
![[sneaks book into movie theater]
[whispers to guy next to me] you wanna read some of this?](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/466431119534329858/7ncWKKow_normal.jpeg)
[sneaks book into movie theater] [whispers to guy next to me] you wanna read some of this?
4.
![sext: [picture of the giant stack of books you're reading]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000678178320/01cdff34698ddd7e47d41c1be604160b_normal.jpeg)
sext: [picture of the giant stack of books you're reading]
5.
Authors: please stop putting songs in books. Just write, "and then a song happened." We'll understand.
6.
*my wife catches me in bed looking at an optical illusions book* HONEY, NO IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
7.
Props to people who still read entire books. I just got bored halfway through a billboard
8.
lol what the fuck are all these books? "Keith, this is the library, man" oh.. *whispers* what the fuck are all these books?
9.
Thought the Internet was running REALLY slow but I was just reading a book.
10.
everyone: don't judge a book by its cover people who make book covers for a living: wait what
11.
dude remember the scholastic book fair The best week in school
12.
rottentomatoes for books. war and peace 27% - rotten! "more like bore and peace!" - Dave
13.
Before books were invented by JK Rowling in 2001, people used to just read the ingredients on shampoo bottles on the train.
14.
25 Books You Should Read Before the Sun Explodes and Melts Your Skin Off and You Perish, Useless and Screaming, Realizing It Was All In Vain
15.
Books are a magical gateway to boring universes that don't have streaming movies
16.
reads book: *favourite character dies* me: maybe if i read this again he won't die this time
17.
*blows dust off book* where the hell do i turn this thing on
18.
you: yea but the book was way better me: i will literally never know if that is true
19.
![[looking at a book] what is this piece of crap. how do I work this. there's not even any gifs in here](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3737013477/8a3fed4bd60ab1d4fdfcd4a0fb38a8d5_normal.gif)
[looking at a book] what is this piece of crap. how do I work this. there's not even any gifs in here
20.
No reason to actually read. If you buy thousands of used books and display them on a shelf, everyone will assume you read them.
21.
![books.
love them.
love to...
[checks sweaty palm]
...'reab' them?](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/688956760397340672/JlCCbNeS_normal.png)
books. love them. love to... [checks sweaty palm] ...'reab' them?
