32 Tweets About Sports That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

You don’t need to be a sports fan to enjoy these.

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Lacrosse is my favorite sport that combines looking like you're trying to catch a butterfly with having no friends

— Jhon Griffith (@JhonRules)
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if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

— mustard (@nice_mustard)
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glad the athlete on my fave team said hed just take it one game at a time.was worried hed try to take it 3-4games at a time which is bad

— TROMNEYOBLY PIACKLES (@Tormny_Pickeals)
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what if in airbud they put the dog in and they didnt win that coach would feel stupid

— famousc rab (@famouscrab)
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I bet like, 6 months after Miami chose the dolphins as their logo, they were like, "Oh yeah, sharks! Fuck."

— Drew Snow (@Dschnoeb)
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"Tighter, shinier!" - Football Pants Designer

— Todd Marrone (@toddmarrone)
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so what happens if the horse wins the triple crown? does he get to become human again at last? sorry i don't watch a lot of horsing racing

— pete beatty (@petebeatty)
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Will I watch a football game w/ you? I'd love to, if it's ten minutes long & accompanied by 30 mins of riveting drama in a small Texas town

— lara bee says (@larabeesays)
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Oh you're a basketball fan? Name 3 basketballs.

— Chris Scott (@iamchrisscott)
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The reason football players wear helmets is to stop them from kissing

— Megan Amram (@meganamram)
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wait... shh... *kneels and touches basketball* it's still warm. sports were here... *sniffs basketball* two... maybe three hour ago

— KING RAINHEAD (@KingRainhead)
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anything can happen in football, especially sports

— deg (@degg)
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one time i slam dunked a basketball so good we were out of school for a week people just needed time to process

— smash mouth fan (@HumanPog)
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I wish we could see inside the opposing team's locker room in Air Bud. "IT'S A FUCKING DOG. HE'S LIKE 2 FEET TALL. HOW ARE YOU GUYS LOSING."

— stefan (@boring_as_heck)
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now to tara with sportsTHANKS YO. UM THE GIANTS ARE JUST NORMAL SIZED MEN. UNBELIEVABLE. WTF IS THAT. THIS TOWN IS SHIT. BACK TO YOU, NOBODY

— tara shoe (@tarashoe)
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do they make those giant foam fingers but with the pinky sticking out instead of the pointer finger for when you drink tea at sports events

— john freiler (@johnfreiler)
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Why Can't I Find Out Anything About This Superb Owl #superbowl

— Jackson (@tree_bro)
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You win every marathon you don't run.

— Lady (@ladybroseph)
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When I said I was a bad tennis player I meant evil

— blake (@Leemanish)
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Greatest calls in golf history: "And the ball... is in... the hole." "He hit the ball in the hole." "The hole... that's where the ball is."

— stefan (@boring_as_heck)
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[a spider watching soccer when someone kicks a ball into the net] hell yeah, now eat it

— Blank. (@sarcasm_inc)
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Take your shirt off!! ...I mean, play soccer well!!!

— c e l e s t e (@celesteballard)
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amazing how quickly air hockey can become fire hockey when i lose and set the table on fire

— sara (@mrsjohngoodman)
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i just drank so much gatorade i could literally kick a basketball right now, or however sports work or whatever

— chris (@BassoonJokes)
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*thros skee-ball at the 100 up in the corner, misses and nets a weak 10pts* welp...at least i still have a vast understanding of the world

— Cakemittens (@cakemittens)
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[dumps gatorade on coach after losing the big game] we know how much you hate gatorade you piece of shit

— stefan (@boring_as_heck)
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boy: i wished girls liked sports girl: i like sports boy: oh yeah name the blood type of the seahawks coach from the 1990s

— jor (@maliagif)

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