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27 Hilarious Tweets About Amazon Prime Day That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Always a disappointment.

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Jesus Christ, @Amazon. This #PrimeDay bundle looks like a Child Kidnapper Starter Kit

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Happy Add to Cart Failed Day everyone! #PrimeDay #PrimeDayFail

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Sad that Prime Day has become all about mindless shopping rather than commemorating the birth of Optimus Prime.

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Prime Day is just a metaphor for dating: you get excited then disappointed and finally settle for something you don't really want

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DOCTOR: Do you do any drugs? ME: *ashamed* ME: *looking at the floor, still so ashamed* DOCTOR: ... ME: Just Amazon Prime

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Every #PrimeDay I end up getting wasted and wake up the next morning with like 50 deliveries all over my house

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I don't understand why you'd call a day PRIME DAY & not have it be prime numbers. Literally YESTERDAY AND TOMORROW are prime. What the fuck.

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#PrimeDay is like when grandma says "help yourself to the candy jar!" but it has nothing but raisins and sugar-free salt water taffy

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#PrimeDay is so overhyped this 55 gallon tub of lube is barely even on sale

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It’s Amazon Prime Day so you can get a great deal on a new vacuum. “But I don’t need a new vacuum.” Shut the fuck up and buy the vacuum.

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Amazon Prime Day is an amazing celebration of mediocre discounts on mediocre products.

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I'm in the bathroom right now and I have one more pull of toilet paper. So, I just bought more off amazon with 2 day shipping. Cya in 2 days

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tomorrow is Amazon Prime Day and it's just in time. I was running low on circulation socks and umbrella handle covers

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Amazon Prime day is essentially a neighborhood yard sale. Everybody puts their unwanted shit out there and people pick over the good stuff.

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Happy #PrimeDay to all the math nerds who wish this had taken place on the 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 11th, 13th, 17th, 19th, 23rd, 29th, or 31st.

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Hey kids, you know what the ultimate #PrimeDay deal of all is? God's love. It's free, with free shipping

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#PrimeDay is a bigger disappointment then I am to my parents

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>wake up early to work >sees it's #PrimeDay >cancels work

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#PrimeDay has me like "yes I definitely NEED this swing set."

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HAPPY PRIME DAY, CONSUMER. BUY EVERYTHING AND MAYBE YOU'LL FORGET HOW BAD THE WORLD IS AND HOW LITTLE YOU CAN CHANGE IT.

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Black Friday: Ugh, these Walmart idiots, look at them, they'll do anything for a cheap TV Prime Day: Gotta get my cheap TV! Add To Cart!!!

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first Prime Day without harambe……

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Every. Tasty. Video. EVER. The new Tasty app is here!

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