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18 Pickup Lines You Should Try Immediately

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1. Are you a campfire? Because I'm having a great time around you.

2. Are you an angel? Because you look like you just fell from a fairly high altitude. Are you OK

3. I like my men how I like my sleep: full of dreams!

4. There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look. But if I had to make one up, it would probably be something like "Oooooooooosuperhottie."

5. Put down that cupcake. You're sweet enough already. ;) OK, give me the cupcake.

6. I noticed your arm grazed against my sweater. Pretty soft, huh? Go ahead, feel it. Do you know what it's made of? Cashm-—CRAP, I mean, "boyfriend material." I'm sorry. I'm really nervous.

7. Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart. You'll be hearing from my lawyer. See you in court, buddy.

8. We better find the janitor because I need him to pick up my jaw.

9. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. I'm suing your ass. See you in court, buddy.

10. Do you have a map? Great, thanks. Have a good night.

11. Let's get out of here. (I just farted.)

12. My Lord, news from the West: In the Castle of the Mountains, a warrior has fallen. The Queen of the Sun has seduced the King of War.

13. I bet I can guess your weight.

14. Let's DO this thing!

15. *tap-on-the-wrong-shoulder trick*

16. WAZZZZZUP?

17. *Opening monologue from Ferris Bueller's Day Off*

18. I wanna live in your shoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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