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    Sep 29, 2015

    15 Things People Who Talk To Themselves Will Understand

    No, I wasn't talking to you.

    1. Always, always saying: "Oh, sorry, no. I was just talking to myself."

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    2. Giving your reflection pump-up speeches before work, school, or any social event.

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    3. Wearing headphones and pretending to be on the phone so you can talk to yourself as much as you want.

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    4. Not having headphones and looking like a total weirdo in public.

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    5. The joy that is talking to yourself while you're alone in the car (but pretending to have a conversation on speakerphone).

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    6. Never reading menus silently.

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    "Hmmm...sirloin steak. Am I that hungry? Would I eat all of it?"

    "Okay, now, the grilled chicken salad, that looks good."

    "Gosh, I haven't had lobster in such a long time."

    7. Going to the movies and saying something after every trailer during the previews.

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    "Oooh I want to go see that!"

    8. When you have something you need to remember so you repeat it out loud to yourself.

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    9. Talking to yourself while you watch a movie alone.

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    "OH MY GOD!!!"

    "Well, that's what you get for walking into a scary house."

    "I bet she dies first. Calling it right now."

    10. Trying not to talk to yourself when you're around a new friend.

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    You don't want to scare them off.

    11. And then letting it loose once you get comfortable with them.

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    12. When your good friends know to not even ask, "Are you talking to me?" because they know you are probably talking to yourself.

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    13. Having good friends who will be the first to stick up for your self-talking ways

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    "They're not crazy! They're just...eccentric."

    14. Talking to yourself, realizing you're talking to yourself, and then talking out loud about how you're talking to yourself.

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    15. And basically never being bored.

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    Because there's always someone there to talk to!

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