It's not a meal unless it has something green in it.
And you don't consider processed goods a food source anymore.
Life before almond milk is unimaginable.
And you can't believe people are still drinking this:
Ani Phyo, Kris Carr, Kathryn Budig, Brendan Brasier, among others, are demi-gods in your eyes.
And you recognize Gwyneth for being a healthy living guru...
Your friends surprise you on your birthday with this:
But you would genuinely prefer this:
You personal library looks like this:
You know the 'Clean Fifteen' and 'Dirty Dozen' off by heart...
And in the supermarket you eye what people are buying, and judge them for it.
You don't know how you ever got through the day before you started practicing yoga/ meditation
And if you don't already teach yoga...
You positively make sure that you eat chocolate everyday.
You get stressed when you can't sleep, because you've read about how bad sleep deprivation is for your body.
Saturated fat doesn't faze you.
You rarely get colds...
Though you have, at some point, realized that you suffer from Candida.
Whole Foods/Planet Organic is your personal mecca.
You would rather spend money on organic food/ yoga classes than new clothes.
These look better to you
You would infinitely rather hang out at this bar...
...than this bar.
Your friends think your crazy.
You have strong opinions on Raw Foodism, Paleo, Veganism, 80/10/10.
No matter how healthy you think you are...
But ultimately, it's a blessing to experience this beautiful world...
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