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    Power-Ranking The Bachelorette Boys, Week 5

    "I have a better chance of being struck by lightning while, you know... shaving my face."

    This week on The Bachelorette, Chad returns from the grave like a Brontë character and nearly spooks Daniel into dropping his mac and cheese. Jojo attempts to audition for Law and Order: SVU by faux-interrogating Jordan and does not book it. Wells dies of sunburn in South America. Evan hires Andi the lawyer (remember her?) to sue Chad for a new shirt.

    Will Vinny the barber start cutting off people's heads and making them into Hot Pockets like a modern-day Sweeney Todd? Does Evan qualify for welfare since the only shirt in his possession has been ripped? What is the deal with this other Chad? Is he a Kennedy, maybe? Throw some cucumber slices over your eyes and let's get started.

    16. Alex (Last Week: 16)

    15. Evan (Last Week: 18)

    14. James F. (Last Week: 13)

    13. Grant (Last Week: 11)

    12. Vinny (Last Week: 10)

    11. Chase (Last Week: 5)

    10. Derek (Last Week: 8)

    9. James Taylor (Last Week: 3)

    8. Wells (Last Week: 7)

    7. Jojo (Last Week: 2)

    6. Luke (Last Week: 17)

    5. Chad (Last Week: 4)

    4. Daniel (Last Week: 1)

    3. Robby (Last Week: 12)

    2. Other Chad (Last Week: Not Ranked)

    1. Jordan (Last Week: 6)