1. "So tell me, darling. Are you seeing anyone?"
2. "Oh that's quite alright" *Hand pat* "You're too young to be dating anyway."
3. "Too young?! She's not too young. I gave birth to her when I was her age for Pete's sake."
4. "Your problem is you spend too much time at bars. How can anyone expect to find someone suitable there?! You need to spend quality time with quality people."
5. "Well, I read an article that said some people are meant to stay single. It's their genetics or something."
6. "Have you tried online dating? My friend's sister's daughter's cousin's friend's brother met the most DARLING girl online. Married with 6 kids now. All blonde hair and blue eyes, bless them."
7. "Wait! I know! Isn't Jeanette's son Frankie single? I bet you two would just hit it off!" *Wink*
8. "Her problem is that she's TOO beautiful. I bet all the guys are intimidated."
9. "Well, sweetie. We all get there in the end. You'll find someone!"
Cheers, fellow singles. May the turkey be plenty, the wine be aged and your sanity be spared.
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