Radiohead Concert Scalpers Just Want $550, Priceless Heirlooms

Radiohead fans so desperate for Roseland Ballroom tickets have begun offering themselves, their bodies, and even their souls for one. Let’s all check our dignity at the door and delve into this dark corner of The Internet, which is best traveled to while in the “bargaining” stage.

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