Dino Goposaur

not having to worry about your 2 beagles and coonhound disturbing the neighbors whenever they see a squirrel or other critter they'd like to (m)eat. "a squirrel? who sees the squirrel?!?" "woooo wooooo wooooo!!!"

certified OC: Yo momma smokes so much, her e-mails smells like Newports

watched a homeless fellow squat and take a dump in the bus lane at 42nd and 5th during rush hour one steamy August afternoon. born, raised in NYC, and I only count that as the 3rd worst thing I've ever seen in the city.

the only remarkable thing of people's reactions in helping the victims is that it isn't remarkable in NYC for total strangers to drop everything and help. I was a victim of a similar incident, and though I was trapped underneath a car and bleeding out, there were just regular… Read More

not having to hide your perma-boner

I found my non work clothes style in the '70s and I'm sticking with it, then again, I grew up poor no logo gray t-shirt jeans sneakers/workboots depending on the weather the only change I made was a wedding ring.

As a gun owner, dude, this doesn't help. As a citizen, I am appalled that he would threaten to shoot someone because of their political leanings.

have ever partied in the caves off of Bannister

great googly moogly - I was born/bred in NYC and cannot stand the level of d-bags. they're worse than the yuppies of the '80s inb4 jealousy - I do ok for myself, and have since 1985.

cute, but doesn't hold a candle to the gayest video of all time.