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10 Signs You're A Khaleesi

Not a Queen, a Khaleesi. These signs might just confirm what you've thought all along. Download Season 5 of Game of Thrones from Google Play to figure out if you’re truly the real Khaleesi of your friend group.

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1. You're really good with pets.

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Do you walk around and animals just follow you everywhere? Do you own a cat, dog, or dragon? Well look at you. That's for sure Khaleesi vibes.

2. You're the planner of the group.

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Are you always having to plan where the group should go for dinner, trips away, or what city to take over next? If so, you're definitely the mother hen – or the mother of dragons. Total Khaleesi.

3. You hate being told what to do.

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Being a Khaleesi will come with moments when someone thinks it's a really good idea to tell you what you can and can't do. Not a good idea at all.

4. You've got the most epic resting bitchface in all of Westeros and Essos.

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Do people question why you hardly smile or think you're always sad or upset when really you've just got RBF? Of course you'd have RBF if you're Khaleesi — you've got war, death threats, politics, etc. to deal with. Plus, smiling causes wrinkles.

5. You'll do anything to ensure your eyebrows are always on fleek.

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Have you been issuing orders to your army of Unsullied to protect your eyebrows on fleek at all costs? If so, you are doing some pretty Khaleesi things.

6. You're loved by peasants...

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One of the biggest signs you could be a Khaleesi is how peasants act around you. If they're bowing down before you, pretty sure you're a Khaleesi.

7. ...like, seriously — peasants everywhere adore you.

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Schools, shops, middle of the street — you're used to peasants yelling out, "I love you Khaleesi." most certainly every day.

8. You have everyone wanting you to be the moon of their life...

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People fighting for your affection, waging wars for your hand in marriage? That's a surefire sign you're a Khaleesi.

9. ...even friends.

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Are you tired? Tired from having to walk all your buddies back into the friend zone? It's the walk every Khaleesi has to take at least once every six months.

10. You'll set fire to and destroy those that try hurt you or your friends.

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Probably the strongest sign that you're a Khaleesi is how you deal with those that wrong you and your loved ones. You mostly deal with wrongdoers with fire and blood. A lot of fire and blood.

Be sure to download the entire Season 5 of Game of Thrones right here on Google Play.

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