Good - It's a perfect hair day. One flick of the make-up brush and you're good to go.
Bad - No matter what you do, you seem to end up looking like Cruella Deville.
Good - Elegantly sipping classy cocktails you just know it's going to be a great night.
Bad - Just what the hell are they serving in here?
Hitting the Dance Floor
Good - Tonight you are a dancing queen supreme!
Bad - Once again it feels like you've been given the wrong limbs... and they're attached upside down.
Good - It's been nothing but laughs all night long. Life is gooooood.
Bad - Totally self conscious that you're looking like a hyena. And where did that snort come from???
Good - A great night was had by all. Here's to the next big night out!
Bad - I'm never... Drinking... Again!