1. Under Your Desk
Lie back, go limp, and slide into invisibility. Just be sure to leave your computer on and running so things look "busy."
2. The Service Elevator
Ahhhhhh. Hear that? It's the sound of avoiding awkward elevator talk altogether.
3. The Bathroom, Part 1
Say nothing to no one and make a beeline for your shiny, sanitized oasis
in the sky down the hall.
4. A Shower or Bathtub
Tell her you're sorry but you're feeling faint and you need to excuse yourself.
5. The Front Seat of a Cab
Your driver is the only one who gets you.
6. In a Small Closet
Hiding from your problems in closets worked when you were little, so it should work now, right?
7. In a Hoodie
Ignore eye contact at all costs!
8. The Trunk of a Car
Settle in and get cozy back there with the spare tire and all those random leaves.
9. Behind a Wall
Sure, it might not seem like a hiding spot, but it's like when you lose your sunglasses, only to realize they've been on your head the whole time. People never see what's right in front of them.
10. Behind a Plant
This works almost anywhere.
11. Behind Another Person
They'll never find you!
12. Somewhere Far, Far Away
Running can be just as effective as hiding. In fact, it sends a clearer message.