1. A 'COFFEE STAT' coffee drinking shirt that comes in a jumbo prescription vial and looks exactly like a CVS prescription...

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...and makes a statement when you wear it proudly.

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Via Pheo Coffee for $27
2. This high end Baratza professional grade burr grinder will put your current dinky grinder to shame.

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Via Amazon for $229
3. This coffee box with medical themed 'Norepi' coffee because you are nerdy and proud of it...

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... and need your coffee to be perfect.

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via Pheo Coffee for $49
4. This Hario coffee Kettle, because you need nice things...

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5. This heavy-duty, Yetti Tumbler because hospital coffee is about as good as muddy water.

6. A Stagg EKG counter kettle, because you like sleek design and don't have time to wait for water to boil.

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Via Fellow for $149
7. This gorgeous, double walled carafe because it's your hands or your disability policy.

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Via Fellow for $39
8. This denim apron because you've got freshly dried scrubs on and don't need any coffee spatter right now.

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via JB Aprons for $84
9. And this caffeine deficiency medical diagnosis code mug, because you want the world to see your diagnosis and pour the treatment into your cup.

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via Pheo Coffee for $12.99