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Bathroom selfiePicture with friendsYou and your dogStaged candid that your friend tookGym mirror selfieJust a normal photo of yourself -
I like long walks on the beach with my girlfriend, until the LSD wears off and I realize I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a McDonald's parking lot.I'm the good thing small packages come in.On our first date I'll carve our initials into a tree. It's the most romantic way to let you know that I have a knife.The only thing lower than my standards is my self-esteem.Roses are red. Bacon is red. Poems are hard. Bacon.No bio.
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I advise you to surrender immediately, or I'll have to use a chat up line.No chat up line, just a dick pic.I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?Are you a parking ticket. Because you've got fine written all over you!Hey!Hello, I'm mister right. I heard you were looking for me.
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My place ;)A fancy restaurantThe moviesSomewhere outdoorsDrinks at a barA café
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