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Order Some Pizza And We'll Tell You About The FBI Agent That Monitors Your Computer

Bill's been an agent for the past 27 years. He's been trying to work his way up the FBI, but with little success so far. Bill takes his job very seriously, and he NEVER leaves his computer, or takes his eyes off you. He can see your every move, so be careful, he's always watching...

Bill

Craig lives in his office, but none of his colleagues know that (although there are some rumors). He is a lonely man with little to live for, and he believes the people he watches are his friends. So basically, whenever you have lunch at the computer, Craig is there staring back at you, thinking you're having lunch with him...

Craig

Bruce is a former gym teacher who was fired for being too military-like. He is highly intense, and close to losing this job as well, because he obsessively reads into everything you do. His most recent warning came when he called his supervisor to report your suspicious behaviour while pouring a glass of milk. In the end, Bruce just wants to fight crime, but he's a little too aggressive about the way that he does it.

Bruce

Jason is just your typical "vegan" millennial (except when it comes to extra foam macchiatos of course). He's new to the job, and just wants to prove his worth, although his boss' hatred for kombucha has made that hard. He watches you closely, but can't guarantee that he won't make occasional judgements about the way you prepare your avocado toast.

Jason

Joe didn't really sign up for this job, and he isn't exactly sure how he ended up with it. He is pretty uninterested in your life, and chances are if Joe's "watching", you could get away with some pretty crazy shit. He likes to binge-watch _The Office_, and usually keeps your camera on a different tab. So now you know you're not really being watched. Live it up!

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