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8 Reasons Why Goat Races Should Be Your New Pastime

It can't goat any better than this.

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This spring I attended a Goat Race. In reality, it was the Sly Fox Brewery Bock Fest celebrating yummy beer and it just so happened that goat racing is part of the celebration. But c'mon, we all know everybody attended for the goats. 'Cause they're the GOAT (greatest of all time)!!

So here is why goat racing should be everybody's new hobby.

1. You can race your goat ~*in style *~.

That raceway is now your runway.
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That raceway is now your runway.

2. It makes exercising FUN!

ALL OF THE ENDORPHINS = ALL OF THE HAPPY

ALL OF THE ENDORPHINS = ALL OF THE HAPPY

3. Goats apparently are dog magnets.

And you know what that means...
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And you know what that means...

It means chicks.My roommates and I obsessing over a complete stranger's puppy because dogs.

It means chicks.

My roommates and I obsessing over a complete stranger's puppy because dogs.

4. Who am I kidding? Goats get you chicks even without the dogs.

My roommate and I making friends with a lovely goat.

My roommate and I making friends with a lovely goat.

5. There are two famous three legged goats.

This is Peg. She is a three legged diva with two goat race championships under her belt.
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This is Peg. She is a three legged diva with two goat race championships under her belt.

6. If your goat wins, you both get endless fame.

Look at all those adoring fans! This could be you.
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Look at all those adoring fans! This could be you.

7. A keg will be named after the winning goat.

This is Jixxer, Sly Fox's 2014 winner!
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This is Jixxer, Sly Fox's 2014 winner!

Watch out y'all, this is Jixxer's keg!
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Watch out y'all, this is Jixxer's keg!

And if you even needed any more reasons...

8. Its a great way to make some sweet friends! :)

My roommates and I clearly made some friendships that will last a lifetime.

My roommates and I clearly made some friendships that will last a lifetime.

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Argument? Nailed it.

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