10. Mary Janes s3-ak.buzzfeed.com / Via ohnuts.com Now that you're older you can appreciate a piece of jawbreaking caramel, but as a kid these were just grown up candy with an annoying yellow paper that didn't peel off. Your mom probably didn't let you eat the because they would "break your teeth" so she just stashed them in her purse for herself. 9. Peanut Butter Kisses s3-ak.buzzfeed.com / Via blog.foodnetwork.com Yep, that's right, they have a name. I bet you call them "weird black and orange Halloween candies" too, though. Using "peanut butter" and "kisses" in its name you would think these were going to taste like a creamy, peanut buttery heaven, but alas! just a sad, chewy, flavorless excuse for a candy. I do not need this kind of negativity in my life and neither do you. 8. Smarties Via treatsie.com If you see someone eating smarties they are either A) about to starve to death or B) on a hidden camera show where money is earned for completing disgusting tasks. In either case, please help them discard of these in the nearest waste receptacle. 7. Strawberry Candies Via nuts.com Thanks but no thanks. My nana has 40 bags of these in her pantry, and I just went to the doctor last week. I think I'm set for the rest of my life. 6. Good and Plenty Via us103.com So let me get this straight. You took disgusting bite size pieces black licorice, and disguised them in a pink candy coating? This is the probably the worst costume I've seen to date. The first (and probably last) time you eat Good and Plenty is a traumatizing experience but don't worry, every group of friends has that one kid who'll eat anything-give him the rest. 5. Dots Via blog.candy.com I would rather have to make one gummy bear last for the rest of my life than have a lifetime supply of Dots and I know you feel the same. 4. Runts Do not let the bright colors fool you. Down to the core Runts are just extra powdery hard candies that give you a glimmer of hope when you put them in your mouth. Everyone knows the only good one with lasting flavor was the banana and if you don't like banana flavored things, well then you might as well just put the runts back in the cauldron and bow out gracefully. 3. Necco Wafers Whoever invented these owes the entire world an apology. These Alka Seltzer plus wannabes taste exactly like sidewalk chalk. The wrapper already reads “FAT FREE” so why couldn’t they just tell the truth and also list “TASTE FREE” and “HAPPINESS FREE”? Necco Wafers do not deserve any more of my time. Let’s move on… 2. Pennies Suddenly Necco Wafers don’t seem all that bad. WHAT IN GOD’S NAME AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THREE PENNIES? Even a nine year old knows that they would have to visit your house at least 3,500 times before being able to buy something fun. Spare everyone the pain of you trying to get rid of your peasant change and just buy some chocolate. 1. A Toothbrush I cannot even imagine the pain of waking up every day knowing that you gave a child a toothbrush when he was expecting a Snickers bar. This takes the cake for the worst thing ever given out on Halloween. Not only am I inconsolable and utterly confused, but my mom is offended that you doubt her parenting skills. I don’t care that you’re a dentist. In fact, if you’re a dentist, you have enough money for the expensive candy. I’m coming back next year and there better be full size candy bars.