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11 Thoughts Every Girl Has On JSwipe

Where my NJBs at?

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1. Why Hasn't He Messaged Me?

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20 matches and no conversations?

Classic case of Jewish Anxiety.

2. How Do We Not Have Mutual Friends?

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This can't be right.

What camp did you go to?

When did you go on Birthright?

Are you from New York?

3. Where Are The Rest Of Your Pictures?

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You have one picture and it's a large group photo. I am now forced to assume you are the ugly duckling of the bunch.

4. Who Are All Of These Girls In Your Pictures?

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Looks like you're already preoccupied.

5. Do I Swipe Right Too Often?

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Might as well play the field because you already know the chance of one of them messaging you.

6. Do I Swipe Left Too Often?

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I really thought something would've worked out by now.

7. You Again?

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I said no already.

8. You Again!

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Maybe he accidentally swiped left last time.

Maybe after we matched he got cold feet.

Maybe his message never sent!

This must be fate.

9. He's Willing to Convert?

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Let's cut to the chase: you can't love lox overnight and I don't have time to teach you how to light the menorah. Besides, you don't have enough chest hair or allergies to be Jewish.

10. Why Are You Always "Active 5 Minutes Ago"?

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So you were recently active but you haven't answered me in three hours? I don't care, but I will be checking periodically enough to know if you're ignoring me.

11. Where'd He Go?

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We spoke for five consecutive days. I thought you were my bashert.

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