1. Mornings are the worst
2. Live a life worth commenting on
3. Ugh, exercise
4. When times are tough, alcohol can help
6. How to flirt
7. Enjoy the little things
8. Books > looks
9. Find a friend you can bitch with
10. Avoid problems for as long as you can
11. Choose your partners wisely
12. Sometimes you just need a break from people
13. We all need somebody to love
14. Carpe Diem
15. NOTHING is greater than television
16. Coffee = life
17. Sometimes you just need your mom
18. And how to feel when the show ended
- President Trump said he will skip the White House correspondents' dinner. Yesterday, he called the media "the enemy of the people."
- Tom Perez has been named chair of the Democratic National Committee. He was Obama's Labor Secretary.
- Churches across the US are prepping an underground railroad system for immigrants who fear deportation under Trump.
- Here's the beef: Rapper Remy Ma dragged Nicki Minaj in a new diss track, who fired back with a Beyoncé endorsement 😱