1. Mornings are the worst
2. Live a life worth commenting on
3. Ugh, exercise
4. When times are tough, alcohol can help
6. How to flirt
7. Enjoy the little things
8. Books > looks
9. Find a friend you can bitch with
10. Avoid problems for as long as you can
11. Choose your partners wisely
12. Sometimes you just need a break from people
13. We all need somebody to love
14. Carpe Diem
15. NOTHING is greater than television
16. Coffee = life
17. Sometimes you just need your mom
18. And how to feel when the show ended
- President Trump laid out an ambitious agenda in his speech to Congress, but Republicans are still divided on how to pass that agenda.
- The FBI is investigating if bomb threats against Jewish centers came from an internet "troll" and are profiling a lone, young, tech-savvy person.
- Facebook is using artificial intelligence for suicide prevention, scanning feeds for signs of people at risk of self-harm, then offering resources for help.
- Uber's CEO said he's "seeking leadership help" after dash-cam footage was published of him aggressively arguing with a company driver 😳