1. Mornings are the worst
2. Live a life worth commenting on
3. Ugh, exercise
4. When times are tough, alcohol can help
6. How to flirt
7. Enjoy the little things
8. Books > looks
9. Find a friend you can bitch with
10. Avoid problems for as long as you can
11. Choose your partners wisely
12. Sometimes you just need a break from people
13. We all need somebody to love
14. Carpe Diem
15. NOTHING is greater than television
16. Coffee = life
17. Sometimes you just need your mom
18. And how to feel when the show ended
- Sean Spicer today said "his intention is never to lie" as White House press secretary, a pledge that came after making false claims this weekend about Trump's inauguration.
- President Trump signed an anti-abortion executive order that reinstates the so-called global gag rule, barring foreign organizations taking US money from providing abortions.
- The new Trump Hotel in Washington, DC, has lost more than $1 million and is in violation of Donald Trump's lease with the government, say Democratic lawmakers.
- The all-day breakfast boom at McDonald's is over as sales continue to fall for the fast food giant 🍳 📉