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7 Alternatives To Sexy Halloween Costumes

Not sure whether to go raunchy or realistic? We've made a comprehensive list for you (turns out sexy costs a little more).

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1. Sexy nurse

Description:"Strut your stuff in this sexy nurse costume includes a zip front mini dress with short sleeves, attached collar, matching nurse head piece and leg garter."Cost: $37.95
Via yandy.com

Description:

"Strut your stuff in this sexy nurse costume includes a zip front mini dress with short sleeves, attached collar, matching nurse head piece and leg garter."

Cost: $37.95

Real nurse

Description:"Our lab coats have three big reinforced pockets, plus a stitched down back belt for a well tailored look. Alpha sizing makes it easy to find the right size."Cost: $18.99
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Description:

"Our lab coats have three big reinforced pockets, plus a stitched down back belt for a well tailored look. Alpha sizing makes it easy to find the right size."

Cost: $18.99

2. Sexy pumpkin

Description:"Three Piece Perfect Pumpkin Jack O' Lantern Costume features Halter Top with Eyes and Nose Detail, Layered Mini Skirt with Mouth Detail, and Leafy Vine Head Piece."Cost: $58.95
Via amazon.com

Description:

"Three Piece Perfect Pumpkin Jack O' Lantern Costume features Halter Top with Eyes and Nose Detail, Layered Mini Skirt with Mouth Detail, and Leafy Vine Head Piece."

Cost: $58.95

Real pumpkin

Description:"I took it home and cut a great big hole out of the top. Then I emptied out all of the gunk and separated the seeds (I'm going to spice and roast those fuckers later). It took forever to clean it out. Then I cut a couple big leg-holes. Then things got weird."Cost: $2.00
Via brentrose.blogspot.fr

Description:

"I took it home and cut a great big hole out of the top. Then I emptied out all of the gunk and separated the seeds (I'm going to spice and roast those fuckers later). It took forever to clean it out. Then I cut a couple big leg-holes. Then things got weird."

Cost: $2.00

3. Sexy maid

Description:"Mistress Maid Costume includes apron dress with cage skirt, choker and headband."Cost: $49.95
Via spicylingerie.com

Description:

"Mistress Maid Costume includes apron dress with cage skirt, choker and headband."

Cost: $49.95

Real maid

Description:"5.25 oz. blend poplin. 65% polyester / 35% combed cotton. Pre-cure durable press. Industrial wash. 8 buttons. One piece, lined, notched lapel. 41" (based on size medium - back). Two large lower pockets. White scalloped waist apron (2 pockets). Princess seams in back, short sleeves."Cost: $39.29
Via housekeepinguniforms.com

Description:

"5.25 oz. blend poplin. 65% polyester / 35% combed cotton. Pre-cure durable press. Industrial wash. 8 buttons. One piece, lined, notched lapel. 41" (based on size medium - back). Two large lower pockets. White scalloped waist apron (2 pockets). Princess seams in back, short sleeves."

Cost: $39.29

4. Sexy pizza delivery girl

Description:"Serve up an extra-hot, seductive look in this Sexy Pizza Delivery adult Halloween costume. Spice things up with the included teeny top, "hot dish" apron, and steamy coupons. This sexy costume guarantees a special delivery of fun, in thirty minutes or less!"Cost: $29.99
Via spirithalloween.com

Description:

"Serve up an extra-hot, seductive look in this Sexy Pizza Delivery adult Halloween costume. Spice things up with the included teeny top, "hot dish" apron, and steamy coupons. This sexy costume guarantees a special delivery of fun, in thirty minutes or less!"

Cost: $29.99

Real pizza delivery girl

Description:"Order online for fast delivery of hot and delicious pizza from Domino's."Cost: Part-time sacrifice
Via boston.barstoolsports.com

Description:

"Order online for fast delivery of hot and delicious pizza from Domino's."

Cost: Part-time sacrifice

5. Sexy pizza

Description:"The Yandy exclusive Sexy Pizza costume includes a pizza slice print mini dress with a padded front pizza slice front panel, padded crust shoulder pads and a zip up back."Cost: $69.95
Via yandy.com

Description:

"The Yandy exclusive Sexy Pizza costume includes a pizza slice print mini dress with a padded front pizza slice front panel, padded crust shoulder pads and a zip up back."

Cost: $69.95

Real pizza

Description:"Please remove pizza before wearing."Cost: $5.99
Via studentbeans.com

Description:

"Please remove pizza before wearing."

Cost: $5.99

6. Sexy catwoman

Description:"This Sexy Purrfect Cat Costume includes the catsuit, choker, and the headpiece with ears. This great costume is great for your next party!"Cost: $63.79
Via costumecraze.com

Description:

"This Sexy Purrfect Cat Costume includes the catsuit, choker, and the headpiece with ears. This great costume is great for your next party!"

Cost: $63.79

Real catwoman

Description:"Dr Eleanor Abernathy MD JD, better known as the Crazy Cat Lady, is a mentally-ill woman who always surrounds herself with a large number of cats. She usually screams gibberish and/or throws her cats at passersby."Cost: $3.99 per week (per number of cats), plus vaccinations (or not)
Via simpsons.wikia.com

Description:

"Dr Eleanor Abernathy MD JD, better known as the Crazy Cat Lady, is a mentally-ill woman who always surrounds herself with a large number of cats. She usually screams gibberish and/or throws her cats at passersby."

Cost: $3.99 per week (per number of cats), plus vaccinations (or not)

7. Sexy taxi driver

Description:"Tina Taxi Driver Costume For Women"Cost: $44.99
Via clickortreat.com

Description:

"Tina Taxi Driver Costume For Women"

Cost: $44.99

Real taxi driver

Description:It's a taxi driver.Cost: $34.99 for the jacket.
Via smh.com.au

Description:

It's a taxi driver.

Cost: $34.99 for the jacket.

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